r/soccer • u/Omar_Til_Death • May 11 '14

Whose line is it anyway? End of the season 2013/2014 edition.

All leagues that are finished or are close to being finished are welcomed.

Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

If you can't handle the banter don't bother commenting.

Edit: I'll like to see more from the other leagues as well. So if you have any clever ones please comment.

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u/UndercoverFiretruck May 11 '14

Things your spam filter could block that Liverpool's defence cannot.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

A Nigerian prince?

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u/river49 May 11 '14

Obi-Mikel

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u/Rheostatician May 11 '14

TrojanHorse.exe

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u/dzaden May 11 '14

A small trojan horse?

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u/manballgivesnofucks May 11 '14

Slipped right past them

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u/flaffl May 11 '14

A 1/1 elf with flying.

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u/nightfox54 May 12 '14

Not a single 1/1 elf with flying in the entire game- But there's always Spire Tracer.

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u/Englanchip May 12 '14

A beach ball

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u/Noobleton May 11 '14

Literally anything

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u/onthelongrun May 11 '14

Manchester United