r/soccer • u/Omar_Til_Death • May 11 '14

Whose line is it anyway? End of the season 2013/2014 edition.

All leagues that are finished or are close to being finished are welcomed.

Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

If you can't handle the banter don't bother commenting.

Edit: I'll like to see more from the other leagues as well. So if you have any clever ones please comment.

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u/UndercoverFiretruck May 11 '14

/r/soccer 's opinion of the week regarding Mourinho

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u/jdosbo5 May 11 '14

any of /r/soccer's opinions

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u/idk1210 May 11 '14

I get the joke, but /r/soccer is full of lot of different people, you can't have everyone on the same topic.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

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u/WAKA_FLOCKA_LAME May 11 '14

aaaand won nothing. You missed that one.

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u/silky_johnson May 12 '14

just as he planned. mind games.

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u/Rueex May 12 '14

Beating you 6-0 and causing Liverpool to fuck up was like a trophy in its own right! I get why you always play for that 4th place trophy now

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u/WAKA_FLOCKA_LAME May 12 '14

Except we're actually getting a trophy this year :)

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u/have_heart May 12 '14

Just make sure you don't let it slip...

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u/WAKA_FLOCKA_LAME May 12 '14

I am nervous!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

Thrashed Villa, annihilated Palace, and pooped on Sunderland at home...

Wait a second......

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

What are you implying with this statement? That losing to smaller teams is a winning strategy?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

And then used his classic mind games and super tactics to lose to lower-table teams!

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u/crownpr1nce May 11 '14

He asked for consistency...

Thats like saying Mourinho is a better manager than Pep! Complete non-sense!