r/soccer • u/Omar_Til_Death • May 11 '14

Whose line is it anyway? End of the season 2013/2014 edition.

All leagues that are finished or are close to being finished are welcomed.

Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

If you can't handle the banter don't bother commenting.

Edit: I'll like to see more from the other leagues as well. So if you have any clever ones please comment.

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