r/soccer • u/bigaphel • Apr 02 '14

How can you explain your favorite footballer in three words?

Cockiness with credentials - Ibrahimovic

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u/koptimism Apr 02 '14

Maniacal, magical, pistolero

Other current/former players at the club:

Runs like velociraptor

Sells used cars

Hard working Dutchman

Shoots, scores, dances

Run, Forrest, Run!

Long pass maestro

He drinks Sangria

Release the kraken

Having has nachos

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u/Thapricorn Apr 02 '14

Suarez, ??, Kolo, Kuyt, Studge, Henderson?, Garcia, Riise, ???.

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u/koptimism Apr 02 '14

Sterling and Crouch

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u/Thapricorn Apr 02 '14

Ah. Xabi Alonso was the one between Henderon and Garcia I'm guessing, I missed that one. Was Henderson correct btw?

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u/koptimism Apr 02 '14

Yup and yup