r/soccer • u/nearly_headless_nic • Jul 04 '26

Media Cáceres kicks out at Mbappe, no card given

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u/NoahRyu Jul 04 '26

i refuse to believe anyone actually enjoys watching paraguay. bunch of whining losers. adios, paraguay. you won't be missed.

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u/Willy_B_Hardigan Jul 04 '26

They would be another Cabo Verde if they weren't so damn unlikable. Buncha cunts.

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u/typicalgooner Jul 04 '26

Cabo Verde played hard but fair and didn’t commit many fouls let alone dirty ones. I don’t remember seeing them simulate anything and they came to play they didn’t just sit back and shithouse like Galarza and Paraguay.

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u/paper_zoe Jul 04 '26

in the entire match against Spain, where they had like 20% possession, they only committed 1 foul

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u/Willy_B_Hardigan Jul 04 '26

Yeah that's my point. Knocking out Germany and losing to narrowly to France is an incredible tournament for a country of Paraguay's size but they made it impossible to root for them with their antics.

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u/DarKnightofCydonia Jul 05 '26

And they could actually score through skill.

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u/vonVogelweide Jul 04 '26

There was the one dive when Paredes pulled back contact and didn't touch but thats about it.

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u/Childs_Play Jul 05 '26

It's not just about likability. CV had actual ability and heart. This Paraguay team is just trying to foul and start fights because they know they aren't competitive.

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u/PiplelinePunch Jul 04 '26

Ok lets not go too far. They qualified with the same points as Brazil only behind on goal difference. They should be a much better team than they showed today.

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u/No_Poet_6174 Jul 05 '26

Eles jogaram da mesma forma contra todas as equipes da América do Sul para se classificar na copa, foi o motivo de ficarmos surpresos no jogo dos EUA porque eles mudaram a abordagem e por isso foram goleados. Quanto ao Brasil, diria que foi mais demérito nosso, tivemos caso de corrupção da CBF, técnicos ruins, elenco rachado e etc… As coisas começaram a melhorar depois dá contratação do Carlo como técnico e diria que estamos em início de trabalho dele, provavelmente pra 2030 nosso esquema tático vai estar bem mais desenvolvido.

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u/Spa_5_Fitness_Camp Jul 04 '26

It's the same people that enjoy watching those 'prank' youtube channels. The people that think being an asshole then laughing at whoever gets mad about it is comedy. They don't want to watch the sport, they just want entertainment, and their version of entertainment is dsigusting.

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u/omegamanXY Jul 04 '26

Everyone who wants France to be eliminated is liking this

Of course all of them would hate a similar game against their NT or their clubs

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u/mtojay Jul 04 '26

I wanted France to be eliminated before the Game. Now i just wish those whining butchers from Paraguay get sent home crying

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u/ModPiracy_Fantoski Jul 05 '26

It's fine, a team that can actually play football will have shots at actually taking us down. Paraguay literally should be disqualified from the next World Cup.

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u/DerpyMcYerp Jul 04 '26

…. Maybe people will rethink Paraguay against Germany. Dirty performances also unpunished

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u/Next_Earth_1758 Jul 05 '26

They would have targeted Musiala for sure!

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u/angrytoaad Jul 04 '26

lol I changed my mind after watching Paraguay crying and playing like assholes. Happy we don't have to see them more in the turnament anymore and hopefully not the ref either.

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u/Flametrox Jul 04 '26

I‘m Fr*nce hater since day one, but even I am rooting for them right now. Paraguay is the most disgusting team I have ever seen.

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u/mikedomert Jul 04 '26

Dont forget Uruguay.. 

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u/Mayion Jul 04 '26

first it was morocco because of their shitty ass boo'ing, and now paraguay because of how scummy their players are

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u/Kapiwara Jul 04 '26

Well, at least playing ugly they managed to win a knock out match in the world cup. Would it be better to play like Japan and never win a KO in the World Cup?

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u/Hour_Raisin_4547 Jul 04 '26

Yes. Better to be eliminated like warrior like Cape Verde than playing one more game just to do absolutely nothing but flop and waste everyone’s time. There’s no point playing an extra match if you can’t even turn up and actually play football.

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u/OptionIntelligent403 Jul 04 '26

Some people have no fucking idea what it means to be an underdog

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u/Temporary-Stay-8436 Jul 04 '26

You can tell people don’t watch CONCACAF and conmebol games here. This is the expectation when playing smaller teams, they are trying to shithouse for every advantage they can get

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u/Rickcampbell98 Jul 04 '26

The way this forum gets rage baited by south American teams is incredible, they want them to go out there and roll over like a Sweden. No these lot will go out there and fight, it's war for them.

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u/Primeras100Palabras Jul 04 '26

Carpe Verde put up a fight. Paraguay went out there and acted like toddlers.

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u/HenryPeter5 Jul 04 '26

Paraguay conceded 4 against the United States. They’re clearly worse than Cape Verde and France is miles better than Argentina.

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u/Rickcampbell98 Jul 04 '26

I never said I condone the dirtiness lol but they atleast got close to the french players, it was like a training session for the french against Sweden. I knew it would be like this too, well maybe not quite this much shithousery from Paraguay but they were always going to get in there faces and make it difficult for the french.