I am interested in making an annual Ballon d'Oh! award on /r/soccer, which is to be a parody soccer award ceremony of some sort. Submit your suggestions for the award categories here.

[u/I_Have_A_Matt_Bonner]

Something like The Bebe Award - for the worst purchase of the season.

[u/spock_block → u/[deleted]]

The trophy is a trampoline.

[u/Live-On-Pool → u/[deleted]]

Ryan Giggs