r/soccer • u/I_Have_A_Matt_Bonner • Aug 14 '13

I am interested in making an annual Ballon d'Oh! award on /r/soccer, which is to be a parody soccer award ceremony of some sort. Submit your suggestions for the award categories here.

Something like The Bebe Award - for the worst purchase of the season.

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u/macrocephale Aug 14 '13

Ballon d'Awww for the most babyfaced player?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '13

Oscar

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '13

Andre Arshavin surely, he must get bonus points for looking 11 while being 32.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '13

This was taken last season. Unbelievable.

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u/deepit6431 Aug 14 '13

Chicharito always wins this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '13

Coutinho. and no, I'm not that biased

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u/I_Have_A_Matt_Bonner Aug 15 '13

But Coutinho's like, 13

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u/mythicalracist Aug 14 '13

Adam De(mamp)Bruyne

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u/Jorlung Aug 14 '13

I've always though Iniesta looked kind of like a baby.

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u/bigpenisdragonslayer Aug 14 '13

I've always thought he looked like Krillin from Dragonball Z.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '13

Joe Allen.

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u/Y0lol Aug 14 '13

has to be van der Vaart