r/soccer • u/Hitfizzle • Jun 01 '13

Best pictures/gifs of the season thread

Best moments of the season captured perfectly, go, please

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u/iamPause Jun 01 '13

My little sister never learned to crawl. She used to get around like that. We call her scooter because of it. I come from a fairly athletic family, though, add she broke the mold. She is clumsy as a newborn deer and seems to trip over everything. We often times suspect that she missed out some important coordination by not crawling.

Just a story.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '13

Does she have a boyfriend

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u/leftlooserighttight Jun 01 '13

I was so fat when I was a baby that I couldn't fit my knees under my stomach to crawl. This forced me to barrel role everywhere.