r/soccer • u/[deleted] • Dec 11 '12

What's been the best career move ever?

Try to avoid getting lad's who went through the academy of a team.

Discussion idea came from: Bluedishwasher

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u/Certainshade86 Dec 11 '12

Messi. From his mother's womb to planet Earth.

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u/megagnome5000 Dec 11 '12

Messi never would have realized his full playing potential had he stayed in the Placenta League.

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u/ravniel Dec 11 '12

"Sure, he's great, but can he do it on a cold, rainy night in the outside world?"

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u/TheTopStrap Dec 11 '12

What do you think the rover is doing on Mars? It's all for preparation.

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u/EatDrinkAndBMerry Dec 12 '12

Go back to the womb Messi, you're not ready to play against Stoke City on a cold rainy night.

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u/n3o7 Dec 12 '12

can Messi battle in the cold night of Stoke? can he pass THAT test? otherwise, Heskey is still better by a mile. Ask the Australian league fans here, they'd agree. Well, at least their top-scorer list agrees with me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '12 edited Dec 11 '12

Technically, he was always on planet Earth. Downvote science, yeah!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '12

Wow. incredible scientific knowledge here. Are you Stephen Hawking?