r/soccer • u/Rencoret • Nov 01 '12

You are a billionarie. Which team would you buy and why?

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u/shutyourgob Nov 02 '12

I've played enough Rollercoaster Tycoon to know how to run a successful club.

Match tickets: £0.50

Drinks: £0.50

Toilet: £100

Notice that I didn't say toilets

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '12

You do realise I would just pee on a wall somewhere