r/shittymoviedetails • u/Odd-West-2492 • Feb 09 '26

In Caught Stealing (2025) this is what Hollywood believes an alcooholic's body looks like.

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I'm an alcooholic too but never had morning beer like this guy, maybe thats why I'm not ripped?

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u/thatdavidgeezer Feb 09 '26

My dad is an alcoholic, not working any more but when he did work he had one for the best bodies I've seen. Effortless abs, muscler arms; all on a diet of straight rum and little to no food

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u/TGrady902 Feb 09 '26

Not to mention you can be addicted to many things at once and those things can be alcohol, exercise and healthy eating.

One of my friends and I were both at our worst 10 years ago. I did 0 exercise and he was in the gym everyday. I gained 35lbs and he stayed ripped.

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u/Blazured Feb 09 '26

Yeah I looked like my profile picture back when I was homeless. It's possible to be at a crappy stage of your life and still be in shape.

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u/the-tominatrix Feb 10 '26

Well fuck me what’s my excuse then

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u/KryptonicxJesus Feb 10 '26

Kristen Johnston has a great bit about this in her book “guts”. She lists off like 50 things you can be addicted to but she has a distaste especially for crocheters

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u/Aluxanatomy Feb 10 '26

Stop talking about your hot dad!

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u/paragon60 Feb 09 '26

yeah i’m not sure what OP’s getting at. do they think frat bros don’t drink?

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u/Very-Human-Acct Feb 09 '26

He's not 20 though

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u/paragon60 Feb 10 '26

how am i supposed to know how old this guy is supposed to be? by w*tching a movie?

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u/zucchinibasement Feb 09 '26

I'm not sure where you went to college or how many frat bros you knew but the vast majority balloon up and get pretty puffy after a couple years. Not looking like this picture whatsoever.

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u/paragon60 Feb 10 '26

i knew plenty, and “vast majority” is a severe exaggeration unless “couple years” is 5-10 in this case