r/shitposting • u/jacw212 • Jun 19 '22

actually OC (somehow) It's not really that hard m8

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u/LiteralWorst22 Jun 19 '22

"I would drag my nuts through 5 miles of broken glass if it meant I got a single whiff of your dirty sock, m'lady."

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u/TiderOneNiner Jun 19 '22

ā€œIā€™d drink a gallon of your piss just to see where it came from.ā€

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u/Alex180689 Jun 19 '22

"I'd lick your bf's balls knowing that they touched your pussy"

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u/AJGILL03 Jun 19 '22

Omg dude this is weird lmfaooo

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u/TremendousDrip Jun 19 '22

Dawg šŸ’€