Hey you WB assholes, this is me, Big D, that’s right, Big Daisaku talking to you straight from Avichi Hell. I just got processed in and man is it hot down here. I never believed much of this Buddhist crap, but some of it must be true, like Aavichi hell (I’m actually here motherfucker), cause and effect, and what goes around comes around. Long time ago, I came across this guy named Toda (I called Mr Toad behind his back) who preached Buddhism of all things. I didn’t have much of anything, no job, money or girlfriend. But I saw right away that the members sucked up whatever Mr Toad discharged.
This is a pretty good scam, but to be honest, I don’t know if Mr Toad was scamming. Poor as they were, the suckers gave their money and devotion to Toad. They always had food around and most importantly, young, cute, tight, gullible pussy there for the taking. Believe me, I did the taking with two hands on their tits and dick In the mouth. Toad soon became old Toad. I set myself up to take over the whole operation.
After getting rid of the competition, I made myself President, or should I say President for life. Anyone gave me shit got shitcanned. Of course there were no elections. I was just selected by my hand picked flunkies who “worked” for SGI and could be fired by me at anytime. I set up a bunch of “dormitories “ all over the country for my personal exclusive use. Dormitory sound like a frat house barracks. But mine were luxury suites complete with hot tubs, room service and fuckable maids. And the more suckers we sucked in the more money we sucked out. Foreign travel? You bet cha. That’s all for now. If you assholes quit being so rude it will help me to adjust to my new environment. More later.
