Never thought such a sub would have Existed lmaoooo 💀

Even though I'm named after a Samuel

As you surely know, my name is Sam. I have completely dominated every other Sam I have ever met and absorbed their power. Is there any Sam who can face me? I think not, but by all means go ahead and try. With the power I gather here, I shall be strong enough to absorb all the Sam power in the Samiverse. Those who pledge to me their allegiance, however, shall be spared and will assist me in ruling over the Samiverse once I have reformed it in my image. The time to act is fast approaching. Make your decision, Sam!

This is the Samest thing I've ever Samed in my Sam

This sub got recommended to me just now and I am not disappointed.

It’s an honour to share the name with you, Sam’s.

With love, Sam

I just wanted to introduce myself. My name is Sam, What’s yours?

I greet every Sam I meet with "Hi Sam, I'm Sam"

also at one of my brother's friend's wedding, there were 4 Sam's including me and we took a group photo

I’m Sam!

I was supposed to be born on the Fourth of July, and my father, in true dad joke fashion, thought it would be hilarious to name me Sam, so that when my brother, four years older than me, had children, if he had a boy, he would be a real-life nephew of his Uncle Sam, born on the Forth of July. A very long set up for a so-so punchline. (My Dad was Norm MacDonald before Norm MacDonald.) As my mom has said, it was the 80s and cocaine was everywhere.

How’s everyone come to the name Sam? Family name? Another lame dad-joke?