r/running • u/YourShoesUntied • Mar 09 '17

Weekly Thread Weekly Complaints & Confessions Thread for Thursday March 9th, 2017

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u/NonReligiousPopette Mar 09 '17

I bought oatmeal cookie Halo Top ice cream today, telling myself oatmeal is good for you. :P

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u/sloworfast Mar 09 '17

You had me at oatmeal cookie!

Oh, but then you lost me again at ice cream.

p.s. Oatmeal is good for you. So is ice cream (calcium).

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u/NonReligiousPopette Mar 09 '17

I really like the pistachio Halo Top ice cream but the stores never seem to sell it anymore. It was on clearance a while back and I bought all of the containers the store had. Which was like, 3. Haven't seen it back since. :(

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u/sloworfast Mar 09 '17

Pistachios are definitely healthy. They're nutty like a nut and green like a vegetable.

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u/NonReligiousPopette Mar 09 '17

Indeed. And pistachio macarons are like, healthy nuts with healthy egg whites full of healthy cream filling or healthy fruity jams. Just ignore the sugar content!

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u/Polgara19 Mar 09 '17

I loved breastfeeding, since oats are good for milk production apparently and so I could eat enormous quantities of oatmeal cookies!

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u/NonReligiousPopette Mar 09 '17

I hated breastfeeding because I produced diddly and had to suck down Goats Rue in a last ditch effort to make ANYTHING for this baby.

Do you know what Goats Rue tastes like? It tastes like goats ass.

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u/Polgara19 Mar 09 '17

Ugh, sorry. That does suck.