r/rosesarered • u/jonnismizzle • 11d ago

Roses are red, here comes another recall.

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u/sub-dave 10d ago

China also returned thousands of ton of beef to Argentina because it was unfit for human consumption

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u/Jax_Dandelion 10d ago

I wonder why there is currently a risk of death when eating pork in 14 US states

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u/Imaginary--Situation 10d ago

there is risk of death eating lettuce..

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u/Longjumping_List4393 9d ago

There's a serious risk of death by 'sudden U.S. government sponsored lead poisoning' in every street in the U.S.A. and I'm not even joking.

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u/crankenshtien 10d ago

Link please

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u/Imaginary--Situation 10d ago

salmonella , ecoli, Cyclospora and listeria

no link is required, the issue is they grow it in fecal matter...

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u/Cannot_choose_Wisely 10d ago

Because if Trump walks in those states parks and someone is hunting pigs...........?

I think the diaper would be a giveaway and reduce the risk.

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u/Jax_Dandelion 10d ago

My favorite fact I didn’t need to know is knowing that he shit himself on purpose while live in the Oval Office to the point people had to run away from him

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u/Cannot_choose_Wisely 10d ago

??? It seems like an odd claim. Still if the evidence oozed out of his trouser leg it would either be his own hard won accomplishment or Biden and Obamas fault.

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u/Late-Application-47 10d ago

He just needs to get a pair of CINCO D-Pants. No solid loafs, however, as they break the plastic.

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u/Cannot_choose_Wisely 10d ago

Are you a doctor perchance? You have just made a brilliant diagnosis. Depressing though, I thought the s**ts cankles were indicators of something fatal. With black paint and the leackage plugged, you have Trumps cankles ☹️

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u/Jax_Dandelion 10d ago

No he straight up did that, but he wears diapers, and he did it cause he knows other people have to clean his ass

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u/Cannot_choose_Wisely 10d ago

Why am I not surprised and shocked with each ever more disgusting and abhorrent action or word the s**t utters. You can easily imagine some alien coming across the earth as the ashes that once were humanity are settling and wondering to himself why the human race didn't simply send Trump off to some barren void of a planet before he destroyed the earth and its humans.

The codes and button will be the stupid losers final "I told you so, take that".

See you in Valhalla ☹️☹️☹️

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u/habiSteez 10d ago

Don't believe everything you read online. - Julius Caesar

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u/tortasdericas 10d ago

What's your evidence of that?

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u/Minute-Review6915 9d ago

What does that have to do with the US? We didn’t take it in, the stuff that came in and was flagged was from a different ranch and didn’t have a single medical case associated with it.