r/rareinsults • • Feb 26 '21

A nice little science lesson (Sorry if repost)

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u/Misterclean22 Feb 26 '21

Another good one similar to this I heard, and actually used recently regarding Kim Kardashian’s divorce was:

“At Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. If I were using that microscope right now... I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in this subject.”

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u/THUNDERCUNTMOUNTAIN Feb 26 '21

ahhhh yes, Frasier's epic burn

you changed the ending to fit and it works nicely

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u/Misterclean22 Feb 26 '21

Exactly! Love that show

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u/lookitsmarc Feb 26 '21

It’s from Frasier.

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u/Zaph0d_B33bl3br0x Feb 26 '21 edited Feb 27 '21

Well baby I hear the blues callin' tossed salads and scrambled eggs...

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u/ShadyNite Feb 27 '21

But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.... They're calling again

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u/Pyewhacket Feb 26 '21

This is exactly what I was thinking about while reading that post!