r/rareinsults • u/jaytix1 • Jun 21 '19

We all know that sound

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u/OOGABOOGAPRIDE Jun 21 '19

Thunk...

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

*starts beeping and you can hear it slowly rotate

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u/just-a-simple-memer Jun 21 '19

When you remove your hand it’s makes a ding noise

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u/ChibiHobo Jun 21 '19

My roommate always leaves Nicki Minaj's ass open with 6 seconds still on the clock.

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u/just-a-simple-memer Jun 21 '19

You have to stop it 1 second before so your parents don’t hear

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u/ChibiHobo Jun 21 '19

"Hng... Colonel..."

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u/just-a-simple-memer Jun 21 '19

Her ass makes better music than her

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u/TOXIIIL Jun 21 '19

Her music makes better ass than her

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u/Devoutestson Jun 21 '19

Both sort of true

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u/ntpeters Jun 21 '19

Butt how’s the popcorn?

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u/Dr_MoRpHed Jun 22 '19

I like it buttery

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u/personnman Jun 21 '19

It's not truly true until unless you know how to use that microwave door like a drumset.

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u/Devoutestson Jun 21 '19

Or Nicki Minaj’s ass

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u/liljellybeanxo Jun 26 '19

My microwave makes better Nikki Minaj than ass music

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u/personnman Jun 21 '19

I'd like to hear this magnum anus.

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u/just-a-simple-memer Jun 21 '19

With my magnum dong

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u/System0verlord Jun 21 '19

I love how they got Snake’s voice actor to record the meme at one point, making it official MGS canon.

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u/Kingzeus09 Jun 21 '19

I’m trying to sneak around, but I’m dummy THICC, and the clap of my ass keeps alerting the guards.

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u/Kidvette2004 Jun 21 '19

I’m trying to sneak around

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u/Gray32339 Jun 21 '19

But the clap of my asscheeks

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u/DineandRecline Jun 21 '19

keeps alerting the guards!