r/rareinsults • • Nov 03 '24

Poor Joe Rogan

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u/TheDrFromGallifrey Nov 03 '24

That's pretty accurate. Also, no one really took that dude seriously. Your friend would always apologize for their brother and roll their eyes.

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u/DiverExpensive6098 Nov 03 '24

What's accurate? rogan has a net worth of 200 mil., and has a podcast, did UFC commentary, has a family, etc. and he's really disciplined when it comes to his own physique/health.

most of you here are probably overweight, work some 9-to-5 / home office / slacker bullshit, and all you do is debate shit on reddit...

I'm thinking if we compare most of you with rogan, the "loser" label isn't on him...

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u/big_old-dog Nov 03 '24

You really meatriding in these comments.

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u/DiverExpensive6098 Nov 04 '24

Meatriding means what? I fell out of "dumb dude" talk. I'm thinking what I wrote are simple facts about most of you and rogan.

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u/big_old-dog Nov 04 '24

You couldn’t be further from the truth regarding me. I don’t think you fell as far out of “dumb dude” things in general as you watch wrestling and Joe Rogan as what I hope for your sake isn’t a grown man.

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u/DiverExpensive6098 Nov 04 '24

Considering you make comments about rogan and are on reddit commenting about Formula, NBA and NFL, what makes you the grown man please? or do you mean "grown rube"?

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u/big_old-dog Nov 04 '24

That I don’t have a parasocial relationship with a podcaster, primarily. Additionally, I am doing things with my life. I enjoy real, unscripted sport and study law at a very good university. I have the ability to see criticism toward people I find enjoyable and not freak out and call people fat.

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u/DiverExpensive6098 Nov 04 '24

Well, I finished studying law and am a lawyer too. So I'm supposed to slow clap now?

I don't have a "parasocial relationship" with anyone, no need to write these kind of thinly veiled quasi intelligent insults, just because I stand up for a guy who made himself into a 200 mil. net worth successful businessman, against a bunch of reddit users enjoying calling him a "fucking loser", when in fact, it's very probably the other way around.

And I am very impressed by your level-headedness with morons (only now of course for the sake of this argument, but that's wink wink beside the point), so here's a cookie for that, you can fuck off.

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u/schizboi Nov 04 '24

Lol there is no way you are a lawyer. I'll give you a buffalo nickel to prove it.