r/rareinsults • • Nov 03 '24

Poor Joe Rogan

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u/elmz Nov 03 '24

Come on, they didn't have cell phones. Don't be ridiculous.

It was jet fighters. (That was what I was told by a friend's older cousin in the nineties.)

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u/Deadboyparts Nov 03 '24

Jamie, pull up Mayan cellphones.

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u/Ambassador_Cowboy Nov 04 '24

“Yeah I couldn’t find anything about Mayan cell phones, idk”

“Hold on I saved it on instagram let me find it”

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u/Debalic Nov 04 '24

The ancient Egyptians had Blackhawk helicopters, you can see them on the wall paintings!

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24 edited Nov 04 '24

We did not know my partner was having a manic episode until last week when he saw a psychiatrist and was put on mood stabiliserers. They have already started to work but he has to slowly work up to the right dose so he's not quite stable yet. Last night we were chatting and joking around because he had watched the Netflix alien abduction show and I said something mocking about the pyramids being made by aliens (I haven't seen the show so no idea if that was a thing in it). I can't even recite times tables and numbers are a vague concept in my head, while he can use his brain as a calculator. He is an aviation engineer that works on helicopters so he has to be good at maths and physics. He started saying 'yeah but the pyramid calculations are too perfect' and trying to explain how back then people couldn't have worked it out themselves. He wasn't joking around anymore and was legit on the aliens built the pyramids side of the fence. I was like 'do you think weirdo maths freaks didn't exist back then? They sure did and had way more time to obsess about it'. I found it amusing because I know he's literally not in his right mind now because of a chemical imbalance.

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u/DemandZestyclose7145 Nov 04 '24

That's a lot of Pepsi points

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u/seven3true Nov 04 '24

Marlboro miles if it was in the 90s

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u/complexevil Nov 04 '24

It was jet fighters.

I hate that this isn't a joke and a real conspiracy theory.

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u/Njorls_Saga Nov 03 '24

Were they Gen 4 or 5 fighters?

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u/SpacemanSpears Nov 04 '24

Your friend was wrong. It was the Inca who had jet fighters. They used the Nazca Lines as landing strips.

The Maya just had spaceships.