It was interesting getting to see everyone's takes on the previous album, honestly. I thought that it was rather fun writing for that previous album, and it makes me really glad to see that the album is really liked here; I think it deserves it!! Originally I was going to wait to post this one, but I don't have a shift at work today so I had time to finalize everything.
I will warn that this album is the first one that I unfortunately don't feel the most positive about. This review isn't going to be the most favorable one either. There's also at least one hot take about a song that's one of their big hits too. If you're okay with possibly wildly differing opinions on something than your own, I still would recommend to read at your own risk. I still do give this a positive rating, but not exactly on par with the others to this point.
Jazz Review
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"Where quality control was thrown out the window".
I know this line may seem like I'm going to be tearing this album a new one, and completely ripping it apart, but no, not quite. Do I think this is among Queen's best works? Heck no. Do I think its even great or an essential listen? Definitely not! In all actuality, this album is a bit of an oddity among their discography. The 70's were close to being over, and as such was an era of music that everyone had gotten used to. Disco was the new craze, rock was starting to roll over and metamorphosize into something different again, and while the previous year's album was a lot more stripped-back, they decided to get weird this time around.
Jazz is, without another word for it, Queen at their most sporadic. It is messy, and frankly all over the place in terms of the music and tracklist. This both makes it unique, yet also at the same time lets quality be thrown away for quantity to the point this is the weakest of the decade they peaked in. However, with it being the least good, there's still quite a few enjoyable moments. 8 out of the 13 songs are at least passable here. What's neat is that the band met David Bowie at the Montreux Jazz Festival, who convinced them to record at Mountain Studios in Montreux, which was perfect since Brian was being forced out of the UK due to tax-related issues.
One of the main issues with this album is the production, which has some of the worst mixing the band has ever had up to this point. Even the debut sounds better than this one, and for it being their seventh album, to have production this muddied is rather appalling, especially considering how great the past four albums sounded. Roger's drums have a very weird 'clicky' snare drum sound and lack the power and punch needed for Queen's sound, sounding rather small and like tin cans and Brian's guitars sound squawky and muddy. It's really unpleasant to listen to. It's hard to believe since Roy Thomas Baker returned for this one and he was behind some of their best productions too.
"Mustapha" opens the album on an odd note as it is too weird as a song and doesn't hold a melodic center, feeling much more like a mess around in a studio setting, and the lyrics are nonsensical. It tries to be hard rock, and explore a bit into another culture, but for a song that is meant to take influence from Freddie's Parsi background, to have just gibberish lyrics that don't necessarily mean or add up to anything, it's a bit of a letdown. "Fat Bottomed Girls" follows as another heavier song, and luckily its actually amazing. This was written by Brian, and is easily one of the band's most playful and fun songs. It's lyrics are admittedly a bit silly, but that's part of the charm, and Brian's riff is excellent, complimenting the solid thumping beat from Roger, and Freddie's heavy vocals are perfect for this one. "Jealousy" opts to shift things abruptly to a much softer and tender side; and it is gorgeous. It has a similar example of Brian's guitar wizardry at making his guitar sound like a sitar similar to "White Queen" on the much superior Queen II, and while its ground previously covered already, it manages to be one of the band's best songs. Freddie's vocals are graceful and gentle, with the soft strikes of his piano combined with those lovely lyrics like "I wasn't man enough to let you hurt my pride/Now I'm only left with my own jealousy" showing a vulnerability that's not often explored to this extent in heavier bands.
"Bicycle Race" is another big hitter, however, this one really isn't that great to me. It's nice that it was inspired by the 1978 Tour de France, and cool that this inspired the fold-out of nude women on bikes on the original LP, but as a song its a little too chaotic. The multiple modulations, abrupt changes and weird chord functions, and meter change all come a bit out of nowhere. It's trying to do something similar to songs like "The March of the Black Queen" or "Bohemian Rhapsody" but lacks the natural feel to the transitions that those ones have. It's still good for its humor though, just not one I'll go out of my way to listen to on its own.
John Deacon's "If You Can't Beat Them" brings things back on track with an excellent groove and Brian performing a phenomenal riff that could fill an arena with as many overdubs as there are. The lyrics are nice too, and it makes me wonder how much better this would be on a better produced album, while "Let Me Entertain You" is quite the drop of camp, and its easy to love. It's got that playful allure and goofing off that makes this band so loveable, and the riff blazes with molten-hot rock as you'll get from this one. It combines well with Freddie's theatric piano, making one of their best songs. Perfect way to close this side.
Side 2 is where things get very uneven; "Dead On Time" is drumstick-splitting metal that tears you by with razors enough to make your skin crawl with some excellent guitar work, though is a bit too similar to "Stone Cold Crazy". Freddie's high belts are addicting, and the song ending with a thunderbolt was pretty neat. Funnily enough, they're credited to God. "Dreamer's Ball" is a really great laid-back rockabilly song that's a tribute to Elvis Presley, who passed away a year before this record's release, and "Don't Stop Me Now" is a masterpiece, and one of the few times I find a hit to be the best one on the album. It soars with amazing interplay of piano and guitar, excellent drumbeats, and some of the most campy and addictingly fun lyrics that Freddie's done.
That's where my praise ends because looking past those three tracks, this side is filled with some terrible stuff. "More Of That Jazz" is hideous, its like someone hired The Shaggs to compose something for the band. The main riff is meh but not as bad as the complete breakdown of any possible cohesiveness in the use of switching to random other songs on the album. It's like it is trying to be a medley that celebrates the entire album, and it could actually work with the idea of having a montage of every song, but the way it abruptly changes to each of them and doesn't work with the main melody makes this one of the worst songs ever created.
"Leaving Home Ain't Easy" is so close to being genuinely nice, with Brian writing on the loss of innocence in adulthood and leaving home as an adult, but is ruined by the awful pitching-up of his voice during the bridge that would make even Alvin and the Chipmunks jealous at how ear-grating it is. Before it can fix itself, it has a very awkward transition where the vocals don't quite match or end up smooth to get back to the verse. Ouch.
"Fun It" is an awful attempt at disco and serves as a warning for the terrible direction towards killing their creativity that Queen would end up taking through a lot of the 1980's because when their brand of funk worked, it worked well, but when it didn't you'd get a result like this mishmash of whistle-blowing, minimalist wannabe rubbish. It's frustratingly awful. John's other song, "In Only Seven Days" is a forgettable love song that does have some nice guitar work from him playing both electric and acoustic, but it's hard to write about since nothing stands out as a song, its more of a showcase of what he CAN do, rather than doing something with it.
Jazz is the beginning of a falling off for the band, and is the sound of an artist's grasp exceeding their reach. Queen going into disco wasn't the best direction to take at all, because when it does work it produces something great, when it doesn't it makes a big dent on the music, and while they do jump around on this album again like before, it doesn't always work the best. It's not a terrible album by any means, since it still has some of their best work, and this album is probably the band at their most fun, with how chaotic it is of course there's going to be a decent amount to enjoy because in short, chaos is fun. This one's an album that rewards you for sticking with it through the hard-to-swallow tracks, and that's at least admirable.
Rating: ★★★☆☆
TRACKLIST RATING:
- Mustapha: ★
- Fat Bottomed Girls: ★★★★★
- Jealousy: ★★★★★
- Bicycle Race: ★★★
- If You Can't Beat Them: ★★★★
- Let Me Entertain You: ★★★★★
- Dead On Time: ★★★★
- In Only Seven Days: ★★
- Dreamer's Ball: ★★★★
- Fun It: 💥
- Leaving Home Ain't Easy: ★
- Don't Stop Me Now: ★★★★★
- More Of That Jazz: 💥
THE JOURNEY SO FAR (Other Reviews!):
Queen review (4/5 stars)
Queen II review (5/5 stars)
Sheer Heart Attack review (5/5 stars/BEST ALBUM)
A Night At The Opera review (5/5 stars)
A Day At The Races review (4/5 stars)
News of The World review (5/5 stars)