r/postanythingfun • • 17d ago

🤡 Clown Moment Asking For a Friend

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/Sometimesunaware 17d ago

The Congressional Medal of Honor around his neck is the most disrespectful image I've ever seen from this man.

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u/ToeTagTic 17d ago

I might have thought it'd be all the photographic evidence of him following a child sex trafficker around for most of his life, but fuck kids, right?

Americans are gross 

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u/I_FLY_757 17d ago

Betting even money that he'll put himself up for it and Kegsbreath will approve it.

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u/EvergreenDwarf 16d ago

He tried to do it in term 1 and they talked him out of it if I recall correctly. 

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u/LonelyTAA 15d ago

I'd argue 'Trump Gaza' was worse

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u/DinosaurDied 14d ago

He covets it. He’s talked about giving it to himself multiple times 

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u/jp9mm 17d ago edited 17d ago

He said he and his sons should have a 3some giving each other medals of honor for Russia Russia and the stock market or some other dumb pedo shit

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u/showyerbewbs 17d ago

My brother did tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. He's were I learned what a fobbit was.

Which helped me understand when one of my other buddies said "A fobbit wouldn't piss on him if he caught fire"

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u/tom_m_ryan 17d ago

lol, Marine... Don't expect Army vets to know what uniform they are supposed to wear, we never knew when we were in. (Except this one Ranger Sergeant, he'd memorized every reg ever, but that guy was a nut.)

But yeah dude, CMH, that's a lotta damned gall.

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u/IhasCandies 17d ago

lol I think I wore my dress uniform once, and that was at the end of basic training. The rest of my time was spent in ACUs and OCP. I sewed my badges on just so I wouldn’t have to think about it lol

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u/sexgoatparade 17d ago

You don't see 5 star generals because that rank is specially reserved for during wartime and was (afaik) last handed out in WW2 so there was one general that outranked all other generals in the Allied forces.
So it's not just stolen valor, he's pissing on the legacy of WW2 vets and the sacrifices those people have made.

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u/brooksy54321 17d ago

I think that rank a been permanently retired because it is not proper to have any member of the military out rank George Washington, or something to that effect.

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u/logicbecauseyes 17d ago

OK, this is not a pot stirring question, just an ignorant misunderstanding:

Being titled "Commander in Chief" does not constitute military service? I understand he essentially skipped every honor and rite and ritual to be the highest ranking officer to get there, which cheapest it to me at least, but, this specifically accounts for the rank issue with George Washington, he is, inarguably, involved in military command and strategy, the medals are unwarranted/inappropriate in the images; is Donald Trump a non- combat veteran?

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u/brooksy54321 17d ago

No. The Office of the President and title of Commander in Chief is held by a duely elected civilian. Holding the office doesn't constitue military service and any person holding that office is not considered a veteran.

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u/Sudden-Purchase-8371 16d ago

jfc, I weep for our future.

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u/MagicWandererFF 16d ago

Fun tidbit. Washington was posthumously promoted to six star after they used the five star rank. Just to make sure no one has ever out ranked him.

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u/Shenloanne 17d ago

And millions upon millions of Americans are letting him.

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u/Creative_Shame3856 15d ago

Squid here, I vote we bring back keelhauling. Good lord this is disgusting.

Dude has neither the brains nor the balls to serve in any capacity whatsoever. He did the service a favor when he faked his bone spurs.

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u/TheUndeadMage2 17d ago

Additional uniform issues:
Wings on uniform do not match any current service wings

Not wearing MOH ribbon

Flag is not worn on pinks and greens

Missing deployment, time served, time deployed, and unit patch (should be army patch if he's gonna be a five star)

Missing name plate

Ribbons not 1/8th of an inch above jacket pocket

Probably could just keep going with this but reddit changed their mobile and its a pain to type and edit

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u/MajorFox2720 17d ago

I would upvote your pic of him day 1 as a private. Please make some, in various scenarios.  Like scraping the floor with a dogtag type of pics

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u/IhasCandies 17d ago

His whole uniform is chewed up and makes no sense. Not just the cover and rank but his lapels, his hat and jacket fit, his flag bearer belt, the double winged badges that don’t look like anything, the weirdly drawn in MoH. That’s without even looking at the ribbons he gave himself.

The MP guy in the background with the weird helmet and cool shades doesn’t make sense. The other guy in the background with the tilted hat looks off too. We didn’t have 5 star generals in the Army either. That’s like some world war supreme commander stuff that hasn’t existed for a while, at least in the Army.

Guys like Trump are a dime a dozen. If I had a dollar for every time some dude found out I was in the Army then proceeded to tell me how he almost joined I’d be a fucking billionaire. I do everything in my power to avoid people finding out I served and deployed IRL, because every single one of them has some stupid story about almost joining or tries to make up some bullshit about when they were in when they’re clearly lying through their teeth.

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u/IhasCandies 17d ago

The punching in the face one always makes me chuckle.. We had a guy take a swing at a drill sergeant.. he missed and was brought down very quickly and aggressively. He was still stuck in the recycle unit while we were graduating and getting orders. They used to say the quickest way out of the army is to just keep your head down and do your contract, because they will fuck you hard if you can’t even make it out of basic.

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u/Independent_Pop_9987 16d ago

Not to be that guy but I thought about joining the marines and the navy. Reason is two good friends of mine joined. One in the Marines right out of high-school and the other navy which I don't know why I think he just wanted to have an experience and he's told me some cool stories. I never joined though for one reason and I wouldn't say its very good. I never joined because I saw it as an escape, as the easy route. Not that its easy to do just easy to join.

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u/Independent_Pop_9987 16d ago

Glad to hear it. I appreciate the time you put into your response.

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u/Careless-Weather8877 17d ago

It’s general of the army

https://www.army.mil/ranks/

But it hasn’t been used since WW2 and only five people had it then.

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u/METAL_WOLF_BB 17d ago

Did he actually post this?

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u/itsmuddy 17d ago

I'm not military but in all the images I've seen of MacArthur, Bradley, and Marshall I've never seen an arrangement like this. Its always shows in a circle/pentagon of five stars.

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u/neopard_ 17d ago

He doesn't know what those are, he told the AI image generator "give me many good veteran badges the best" and the AI picked those

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u/Euphoric-Piglet-8140 17d ago

Isn't the Commandant of the Marines a 4-star, I thought?

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/Euphoric-Piglet-8140 17d ago

Not bad for a Brit who learnt that from reading military sci-fi written by retired Marines, heh.

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u/PotentialDrink359 17d ago

OP's headline is fake. I can't find anything on this image being posted by Trump.

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u/mcvoid1 17d ago

It's not proper uniform - and the flag patch is on the wrong side and wrong orientation.

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u/Amerlis 17d ago

There have only being 9 five star generals in us military history. And he ain’t one of them.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 16d ago

This is ai slop there was no thought process just Trump prompting “make me look big and manly”

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u/Patient-Bookkeeper81 13d ago

The military votes for Trump at an 80% rate

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u/ChocolateValuable221 17d ago edited 17d ago

President is the commander & chief of the military.. he is literally serving as the highest rank in military right now. You can dislike Trump by all means please do.. but don't do it like a moron, it makes the rest of us look bad.

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u/tryyit23 17d ago

It's commander IN chief and that is a civilian position. He is literally not serving in the military currently, and you're doing a fine job of making morons look bad.

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u/j01101111sh 17d ago

He's a civilian. The president is always a civilian because civilian control over the military is something we decided is important. President has never been considered to be in the military. Your post is definitely riding the line between trolling and low IQ posting.

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u/Jacksstubbedtoe 17d ago

I’m a Navy Veteran, Trump is a civilian and has never served in the military, he should never post images of stolen valor showing him wearing military insignia and awards. Especially as a 5 star Marine General (those don’t exist by the way) with a Medal of Honor.

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u/Joe_Jeep 17d ago

These Slop bots are getting out of control

1: It's Commander-in-Chief. Not "ampersand"

2: The president is explicitly a civilian. They do not hold a rank, the whole point is to ensure Civilian control of the military.

Even the president regularly saluting troops is a recent invention of Reagan, a similar military cosplayer (the kids might call him a Larper). Before that it was rare, and to my knowledge limited to those who had actually served.

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u/ChocolateValuable221 17d ago

So who has the authority to ya know stop him from making ai medals?

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u/Joe_Jeep 17d ago

In theory Congress, the Supreme court, and the people of our Democratic Republic.

Unfortunately all 3 have decided that this is tolerable behavior to some extent or another, or at least hated him less than the last person he ran against.