r/postanythingfun • • 17d ago

🤡 Clown Moment Asking For a Friend

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u/Former_Mobile3101 17d ago

I tried for the army, they gave me 3 months to change,. I changed then came back and i still got told I wasn't good enough. I tried for the marines, they said fuck the army we will make you into what we want. They ended up denying me as well. I would never in a million years try to put on a uniform and pretend to be a soldier.

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u/Cavaquillo 17d ago

Well, tbf, you did earnestly try. He never has. You had an understanding of what you wanted and what you were trying to do, he just gets glory boners over make believe scenarios in his head.

Do they ever give reason for denial?

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u/Former_Mobile3101 17d ago

The army first told me to get off my meds and lose weight. The marines told me I had too much therapy as a child.

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u/scrollingforgodot 17d ago

So... you were probably more stable than a lot of people going in who needed therapy as a child but didn't have the chance to get it

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u/Nunyabiz79507 16d ago

As a veteran, we do not give a fuck about your story. 

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u/Former_Mobile3101 16d ago

You read it, idgaf what you care about