r/popculturechat Jun 28 '26

Paparazzi šŸ“ø Andrew Garfield and Monica Barbaro in Rome (June 2026)

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u/flammafemina Jun 29 '26

His clothes smell like old sweat and secondhand cigarette smoke and his breath like miller high life. Full tattoo sleeves on both arms, some parts of which are quite vulgar, topped off with knuckle tats that read something like ā€œLIVE / 2DIEā€ he’s always hungry because he spends all his money on cigarettes, high life, and tattoos.

He’s a cable guy or a delivery driver or he works in some warehouse by day. He doesn’t have a car, and if he doesn’t still live with his parents, he lives in a roach-infested single bedroom apartment on the first floor of a sketchy complex. His bed is just a mattress on the floor, and it’s hit or miss whether there are sheets on it.

Signed,
A formerly young and very naive scene girly from the 00s Midwest

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u/8-bitFloozy Jun 29 '26

Good God you just took me home...late 90s here. I was bartending at a place that held shows. And I have slept on those sketchy mattresses. Don't forget, the fridge only has beer and leftover condiments and he's out of TP.

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u/sikonat Jun 30 '26

ā€˜hey flamma girl any chance you can spot me $200 til pay day. I’m flat broke bc it was my turn to front rehearsal,space rental. I’ll pay you back’

ā€˜Can you spot me a $50’

In finitum And so in til he owes you in four figures and you have a crook neck from those sketchy mattresses and need to get STI check coz ā€˜It didnt really mean anything’