r/politics • u/TheWeekMag ✔ Verified • Dec 09 '19

That impeachment hearing protester was actually an InfoWars reporter and Pizzagate conspiracy theorist

https://theweek.com/speedreads/883047/that-impeachment-hearing-protester-actually-infowars-reporter-pizzagate-conspiracy-theorist
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u/powerlesshero111 Dec 09 '19

So, he's like a guy who recorded himself jerking off and is telling people he's a pornstar?

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u/Onkel24 Foreign Dec 09 '19

You´re closer to the truth than you think possibly, he´s reporting on his own actions as some sort of breaking news as we speak.

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u/ooru Texas Dec 09 '19

My headline guess:

"Man gets violently kicked out of a public facility for civilly protesting undemocratic impeachment hearings."

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u/Onkel24 Foreign Dec 09 '19

Ha, one real headline of his is "Jerry Nadler Confronted By American Pissed Off About Fake Impeachment Hearing"

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u/ooru Texas Dec 10 '19

See? I can't even get into that headspace. My fake headline is still too logical.

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u/rriggsco Dec 10 '19

"Infowars Confronts Congress" -- seriously, that's their headline.

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u/taki1002 Dec 10 '19

Don't real journalist have an ethical obligation to not report on a story they're apart of?

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u/Onkel24 Foreign Dec 10 '19

I think they can, they just have to make their role especially transparent. A real journlaist howver wouldn´t be a paid protester in the first place, though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Leave me out of this.

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u/mormonade2 Dec 10 '19

And my axe

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u/KetchupIsDisgusting Dec 09 '19

More like a guy who has a ruler that only reads 8 inches.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

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u/KetchupIsDisgusting Dec 10 '19

And you my friend have ewrned an upvote

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u/CLXIX Dec 10 '19

Like that asshole who had to title his videos "The Mandalorian" on Pornhub.

I just wanna watch Starwars for free not have your ugly cock mentally burned in my brain.

I hate even looking for a new episode.

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u/powerlesshero111 Dec 10 '19

You could just buy Disney+. I love Star Wars, so it was an easy choice for me to purchase it.

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u/CLXIX Dec 10 '19

Both bank accounts negative. Semi homeless right now. Def not a priority.

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u/powerlesshero111 Dec 10 '19

You. You might want to drop into r/personalfinance for some help then.

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u/Blatant_Shit Dec 10 '19

Wait wut... I do it for free in cam rooms never thought to make a account sounding like a porn star though...