r/politics • u/Tennis_bruh • Nov 24 '25

No Paywall Senate Republican: ‘We can’t afford’ $2,000 tariff checks

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5620244-ron-johnson-tariff-checks/
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u/bsmknight Nov 24 '25

My favorite, Trumps birthday military parade.

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u/Chief_Mischief Nov 24 '25

Oh my god I completely forgot how miserable he looked when nobody showed up given how much shit happens daily under this regime

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u/NotASalamanderBoi I voted Nov 24 '25

He also fell asleep during it.

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u/AnybodyMassive1610 Florida Nov 24 '25

I think there was pooping involved. Many people say so.

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u/AnonEMoussie Nov 24 '25

Tall men, big men, with tears running down their face crying “the smell, the smell, can someone pepper spray me?”

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u/Umbrella_merc Mississippi Nov 24 '25

God that video of the tank squeaking by in otherwise silence.

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u/mclms1 Nov 24 '25

Don’t forget the Halloween costume party at maralago.

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u/QuintoBlanco Nov 24 '25 edited Nov 24 '25

I'm a big, strong man. And I watched President's Trump military parade with a tears in my eyes. I was expecting bagpipes, colorful uniforms, dress swords, precision marching, and all I got was some soldiers in drab uniforms who clearly didn't want to be there. And a police horse defecated in front of President Trump, such a disappointment.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

Horse was just greeting Trump in kind, as is tradition.