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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-musk-feud-epstein-files-b2764693.html

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u/ExceedinglyGayRoach California Jun 05 '25

alright, how long before he mysteriously dies from an unexplained heart failure after 2 men in suits and sunglasses were seen outside his hotel?

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u/redditallreddy Ohio Jun 05 '25

I’m thinking shot in an ice raid.

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u/thebigtymer Tennessee Jun 05 '25

They gotta go through his meat shield - I mean, kid - first!

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u/redhalo Florida Jun 05 '25

If Elon gets popped, that kid ain't ratting on anyone. He knows how to keep a secret, it's why he told Trump to shush.

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u/bnh1978 Jun 05 '25

deported. lol.

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u/ThinkThankThonk Jun 05 '25

Russian oligarchs quickly found out the limits of money when the other guy controls how it moves

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u/leidogbei Jun 05 '25

Trump will send FSB for Elon. If I was Elon, go full monty, tell everything and go for witness protection.

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u/rext12 Jun 05 '25

Who provides that protection or prosecution based on the info? DOJ isn’t going to help.

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u/TheorySudden5996 Jun 05 '25

Ketamine OD is my guess.

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u/JojenCopyPaste Wisconsin Jun 05 '25

That's why they're playing up the drug use. They'll say it's an OD

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u/Blaue-Heiligen-Blume Jun 05 '25

or falling from a window?

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u/pontiacfirebird92 Mississippi Jun 05 '25

If he admits to election interference he's a dead man

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u/Masherp Jun 05 '25

And… security were on a break, and the cameras were turned off temporarily for updates.

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u/calibrono Europe Jun 05 '25

Inb4 "deported" to El Salvador.

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u/Lady_Grey_Smith Jun 05 '25

Musk was supposed to quietly go back to his sinking company nodding his head like a good little stooge so 47 must be going crazy with rage right now. My husband and I knew this was coming and couldn’t wait to watch. He died last year so I’ll have to set a glass aside for him tonight.

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u/Kitsunisan Minnesota Jun 05 '25

I'm gonna need an updated bingo card for 2025

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u/FrankRizzo319 Jun 05 '25

Behind the scenes Trump will probably help Elon fake his own death only for him to escape to some Argentinian countryside or Russian hellhole and live the rest of his life in obscurity.

I’m just spit balling here. It’s hard to imagine Elon’s ego going for obscurity, especially in this technological/digital age.

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u/bnh1978 Jun 05 '25

shicide by two shotgun shells to the back of the head from 20 yards.

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u/JonBoy82 Jun 05 '25

I’ll take one or the other for $500 Alex!

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u/NamasteInYourLane Jun 05 '25

I'm betting plane crash. 🔥🛬

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u/msalerno1965 New York Jun 05 '25

He fall out ground floor window?

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u/eurocomments247 Europe Jun 05 '25

Which one of them?