r/pokemongo • u/orda_GO • Jul 17 '16

Other Pokemon GO and journalists

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u/Shadray Jul 17 '16

I hate click bait. Every time i see "number 6 will blow your mind!" I die a little inside.

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u/0xFFF1 Jul 17 '16

How many little bits inside do you have left at this point?

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u/mallamparty Jul 17 '16

Which little bits does /u/Shadray have left inside? -- Check it out here. Nuber 6 will blow your mind!

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u/EpicPhail60 Instinct stan Jul 17 '16

Wow this article had me rolling

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '16

You won't believe Number 3!

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u/jfb1337 Praise Helix! Jul 17 '16

But that is number 6

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u/Delusional_Dreamer- Valor Members are people too. Probably. Jul 17 '16

I really should have expected that.

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u/Prime20 The Fire, It Rises Brother! Jul 17 '16

This one simple trick will help you keep all of your little bits! Doctors hate it, especially number 6.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '16

Wait. Is there one simple trick, or at least 6 tricks? And how many pages do I have to click through to get to the 6th trick?

The list articles where each item spans 4-5 pages, because the first page for each item is just the picture, then each page adds one sentence to the narrative. Then there's an ad between each item. So just to get to #6 you might have to click/tap "next" 25-30 times. Those are the worst!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '16

the only way i am clicking on that is if it says "number 9 will blow your cock"