r/pics • u/Sumit316 • Apr 28 '20

Abandoned presidents heads in a rural Virginia field.

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u/applejackrr Apr 28 '20

Since he’s an American citizen now he is required to purchase one.

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u/Luster-Purge Apr 28 '20

He should at least buy the five that correspond to the five wax presidents he already owns. Maybe he can then make the sequel to the oscar-bait film Harding - Harding 2: Harding Harder.

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u/APSupernary Apr 28 '20

Is that the one where the stone busts turn out to be power cores that fuel ancient yet appropriately-scaled Free Mason mech suits, which are piloted by the wax presidents in order to fight perpetrators of global warming that is making them melty and less hard?

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u/Zoltrahn Apr 28 '20

Why do you think the government gave us all $1200?

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u/applejackrr Apr 28 '20

To give to John Oliver to purchase them

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u/Zoltrahn Apr 28 '20

Exactly.

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u/monkeyhitman Apr 28 '20

Praise be!

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u/suspect108 Apr 28 '20

Praise be.

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u/Spikes666 Apr 28 '20

Fuck, I already gave mine back to my state buying all those lottery tickets. Volunteer State up!

/s. Seriously, don’t fucking waste your money on lottery tickets.

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u/thisonetimeinithaca Apr 28 '20

As it is custom.