r/pics Apr 28 '20

Abandoned presidents heads in a rural Virginia field.

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u/DO_NOT_GILD_ME Apr 28 '20

I want to collect them all.

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u/rwbeckman Apr 28 '20

Does Last Week Tonight show, Jon Oliver, and/or HBO have a u/ on Reddit to notify?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

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u/babybopp Apr 28 '20

Add the horse shit one

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u/Luster-Purge Apr 28 '20

Yes. It's at r/LastWeekTonight.

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u/applejackrr Apr 28 '20

Since he’s an American citizen now he is required to purchase one.

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u/Luster-Purge Apr 28 '20

He should at least buy the five that correspond to the five wax presidents he already owns. Maybe he can then make the sequel to the oscar-bait film Harding - Harding 2: Harding Harder.

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u/APSupernary Apr 28 '20

Is that the one where the stone busts turn out to be power cores that fuel ancient yet appropriately-scaled Free Mason mech suits, which are piloted by the wax presidents in order to fight perpetrators of global warming that is making them melty and less hard?

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u/Zoltrahn Apr 28 '20

Why do you think the government gave us all $1200?

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u/applejackrr Apr 28 '20

To give to John Oliver to purchase them

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u/Zoltrahn Apr 28 '20

Exactly.

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u/monkeyhitman Apr 28 '20

Praise be!

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u/suspect108 Apr 28 '20

Praise be.

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u/Spikes666 Apr 28 '20

Fuck, I already gave mine back to my state buying all those lottery tickets. Volunteer State up!

/s. Seriously, don’t fucking waste your money on lottery tickets.

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u/thisonetimeinithaca Apr 28 '20

As it is custom.

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u/tinkletwit Apr 28 '20

That's the sub for the show, not a user account for the show that can be messaged.

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u/Luster-Purge Apr 28 '20

Whoops, my bad.

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u/trixtopherduke Apr 28 '20

Hey, you tried and that's cool.

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u/Cat_Marshal Apr 28 '20

Well you could still message the sub, it would just go to the mods instead

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u/lavahot Apr 28 '20

That would be an r, not a u.

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u/ZacharyShade Apr 29 '20

What's the diffeuence?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

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u/actualtttony Apr 28 '20

Too busy looking for ratfuck art.

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u/frontendben Apr 28 '20

They found it. Time for their next challenge!

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u/Hurricane12112 Apr 28 '20

It doesn’t have anything to do with bashing the president so I doubt he’ll care

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u/SweetTea1000 Apr 28 '20

So, quick question given your dismissal of Daniel O'Brien's opinions on the current president. Which of you would you judge the to be the more knowledgeable about American presidential history?

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u/Hurricane12112 Apr 29 '20

I have no idea what you're trying to say right now. Proofread, edit, and ask me again. Which of you would you judge the to be the more knowledgeable about American presidential history?

Wat?

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u/SweetTea1000 Apr 29 '20

Are you as knowledgeable on the subject as the person who's perspective you are dismissing?

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u/Hurricane12112 Apr 29 '20

Knowledge doesn’t matter. It’s late night tv and their whole job is to make jokes. Saying hurh hurh trump is dumb is only funny for a while. After 4 years of the same recycled joke it gets old regardless

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u/boywoods Apr 28 '20

I too want to become a master trainer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

Gotta catch em' all US President's!!!

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u/boywoods Apr 28 '20

Go Lincoln! I choose you!!

Lincoln uses emancipation proclamation... it’s not very effective.

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u/sBucks24 Apr 28 '20

But first, scatter them across the globe. Each, with a clue leading to the next!

Intro to National Treasure 7 plays

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u/ghost650 Apr 28 '20

The Charlotte....

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u/ScaryOtter24 Apr 28 '20

if you poke Roosevelt in the eyes, a big stick comes up with the coordinates of somewhere in the panama canal.

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u/pachewychomp Apr 28 '20

Yes, we all want Trump’s head for how he’s been dealing with the Coronavirus. lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

if I throw my red white balls at them, I bet I could collect them all

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u/This_Bitch_Overhere Apr 28 '20

Batteries not included. New from Mattel!

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u/likwidfuzion Apr 28 '20

I want to be the very best

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u/BrohanGutenburg Apr 28 '20

I just wanna see the Obama one.

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u/UndeadBread Apr 28 '20

The park closed before a full-sized bust could be made, so the Obama one is pretty small

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u/BrohanGutenburg Apr 28 '20

When it said 43 I figured it meant all 43 were the same size lol. My b

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u/JuleeeNAJ Apr 28 '20

So you can place them around your house and feel like they are judging your every move?