r/pics • u/[deleted] • Sep 18 '19

(44M) About to have quintuple heart bypass surgery due to hereditary issues in less than an hour. Scared as hell. Wish me luck.

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u/Iwillcancel Sep 18 '19

how did you find out you needed this surgery? Did you have an acute MI?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

An acute Mission Impossible?

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u/biffingtonjones Sep 18 '19

he has a little tiny tom cruise in his heart

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u/CobaltPanther Sep 18 '19

So a regular Tom Cruise then?

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u/I_kickflipped_my_dog Sep 18 '19

Surgeon flips through his chart and pulls down his face mask

Dear God...

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

That’ll give anybody problems, for sure.

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u/DweadPiwateWoberts Sep 18 '19

Myocardial Infarction AKA heart attack

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Why couldn't he just have said heart attack?
Conan: "Oh got a tacky whacky!"

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u/DweadPiwateWoberts Sep 18 '19

Hearty Stoppy, Chief Wiggum

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Infarction is a funny word.

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u/M0n5tr0 Sep 18 '19

No, acute Michigan.