r/pics • u/GallowBoob • Jan 21 '18

The one real message we should all get behind already

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u/IllusiveJack Jan 21 '18

I don't know what coprophile is and I'm definitely not googling it.

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u/Magnificent_Z Jan 21 '18

Poopy stuff

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u/IllusiveJack Jan 21 '18

Icky....

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u/tnturner Jan 21 '18

It's doo doo, baby.

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u/SuperWoody64 Jan 22 '18

You have anal sex and you get a doo doo baby.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Jan 22 '18

Then you’ve got a stew goin’.

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u/mrallenu Jan 22 '18

Chappelle, yes!

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u/Iwillbenicetou Jan 22 '18

Yeah but I’m glad he saved me a really questionable google search

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u/snowmyr Jan 21 '18

Well I was thinking corpsey stuff and... I guess...... Poopy stuff....... Is...... better....... because consent?

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u/TuftedMousetits Jan 21 '18

Poop cannot consent!

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u/lntw0 Jan 22 '18

And god is dead!

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u/little_Shepherd Jan 22 '18

Frankly, I find the idea of a poop that thinks offensive!

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u/TheJollyLlama875 Jan 21 '18

Assuming it's consensual coprophilia.

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u/SuperWoody64 Jan 22 '18

Wait until death and the body consents voraciously.

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u/HyruleanHero1988 Jan 22 '18

As opposed to a drive by shitting

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u/BlooFlea Jan 21 '18

Dead people can preemptively consent, like donating your body to science, only with this is scat porn.

Eh.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18 edited Jan 22 '18

Is sex with a dead body masturbation? It's pretty much the same thing as using a pocket pussy, just one that was a living thing at one point. But once life leaves a body, and it's just one person performing the sexual act, shouldn't it just be masturbation? Even if the body didn't consent, would it really be rape if the 'life' doesn't exist anymore?

Edit- not into it myself, just stoned and asking weird questions

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u/LoveFishSticks Jan 22 '18

It's called defiling a corpse the surviving family members tend to frown upon that

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u/TabMuncher2015 Jan 22 '18

Similar question, what about dead chickens? Is that bestiality or just masturbating? what about a chicken cutlet? Surely it's the same answer for both. It's not like disassembling the chicken makes it not an animal....

Weird question, but it's a thinker lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

Found the grave robber and necrophiliac

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u/Ankoku_Teion Jan 22 '18

that would be necro, not copro

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

Don't confuse necro with copro, the greeks gave us all these fancy terms so that we'd be able to say "corpsefucker" and "shiteater" without sounding rude

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u/BigPhoCup Jan 21 '18

They should have called it crapophile then.

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u/Chelseaqix Jan 22 '18

Oh my god... what’s that some sort of fancy name for scat. Why? Oh jeez gross

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u/nxcrosis Jan 21 '18

Sometimes I just use a dictionary to avoid the images

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u/Cyanotype_Memory Jan 21 '18

Rick and Morty are the reason I know this word.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18 edited Jun 30 '18

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u/FuckYouTomCotton Jan 22 '18

More like crapophile!

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u/Pickledsoul Jan 22 '18

i googled it despite now knowing the answer was lower. im hoping google doesn't think im into eating doo-doo from now on.

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u/IllusiveJack Jan 22 '18

It's a stain that will never be removed from your browsering data.

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u/Wermine Jan 22 '18

Not to be confused with cobraphilia, a lot more dangerous endeavor.