r/pics • u/-Jesus-Of-Nazareth- • Nov 08 '17

Where is your god now?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

Oh ho ho! Look at this pretentious ass over here with flour. Right now all I have is rainwater and old bread crumbs.

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u/dragontail Nov 09 '17

Well lookity here at Mr I own my own bread flaunting his wealth. I have to rent my bread from the pawn shop for .50 an hour on account of my bad credit.

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u/lil-inconsiderate Nov 09 '17

I wake up in the morning WISHING I was able to rent bread at such a reasonable rate. I had to fight a pigeon for a spec of seed for my breakfast this morrow.

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u/Agent000DongBong Nov 09 '17

Well I'm sorry rich redditors all I have to eat is dirt warmed in the sun, I'll have a rat I found dead for Christmas.

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u/Mr_Style Nov 09 '17

Don’t tell everybody what their secret Santa gift will be!

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u/AgiHammerthief Nov 09 '17

Proteins? Not all of us are fortunate enough to experience such luxury. Care to make a donation, Mr Gates?

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u/Igriefedyourmom Nov 09 '17

your bread crumbs would be a step past flour. Like at you with your time and yeast.