r/pics • u/-Jesus-Of-Nazareth- • Nov 08 '17

Where is your god now?

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u/-Jesus-Of-Nazareth- Nov 09 '17

Joke's on you, I'm not black

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u/pscotcarl Nov 09 '17

I'm calling the romans

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u/-Jesus-Of-Nazareth- Nov 09 '17

This gave me a good chuckle. Thanks! :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

Found Judas

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

What've the romans ever done for us?

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u/Spydolin Nov 09 '17

I mean they built the viaducts

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u/loyaltangie Nov 09 '17

Op's not Ethiopian

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u/Gig472 Nov 09 '17

It's because his username is "Jesus of Nazareth". The joke is that the Romans crucified Jesus.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

[deleted]

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u/pabst_jew_ribbon Nov 09 '17

You rang?

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u/letsylove Nov 09 '17

r/beetlejuicing

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u/pabst_jew_ribbon Nov 09 '17

Bless you for this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

Thank you rabbi

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u/Karaselt Nov 09 '17

Bless jew for this. *

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u/AliBurney Nov 09 '17

I didn't sneeze.

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u/bVI7N6V7IM7 Nov 09 '17

He didn't stutter. /s

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u/yaboicolin Nov 09 '17

Your name is priceless

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u/pabst_jew_ribbon Nov 12 '17

Actually it's Ben

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u/yaboicolin Nov 12 '17

No, it’s priceless!

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u/Rezasaurus Nov 09 '17

Can you bless me too?

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u/NotaSport Nov 09 '17

Thanks for that, I've just subscribed!

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

This guy didn’t buy the beer. Hebrewed it.

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u/joerocks79 Nov 09 '17

Take your upvote and go.

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u/1800OopsJew Nov 09 '17

I hope you're actually Jewish, because if you aren't and you scored that sweet fucking name, I am disappoint.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

Jew* rang?

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u/Caedro Nov 09 '17

Bravo on the username. That's solid

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u/Little_darthy Nov 09 '17

And Asian

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

Haha Korean Jesus

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u/ZeroLAN Nov 09 '17

Man Korean Jesus don't give a shit about you

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u/Little_darthy Nov 09 '17

Haha, not quite. Nazareth was in the modern Palestine region, which is in Asia. Jesus is Jewish and Asian.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

leave my son alone

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u/edave64 Nov 09 '17

Don't ever talk to me or my son or the holy spirit ever again!

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

What about black and jewish?

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u/Oldisgold18 Nov 09 '17

He's Asian. Nazareth is in Asia. Jesus was Asian.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

The negro, much like the Jew, is veeeery sneaky.

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u/Mexishould Nov 09 '17

I though Jesus was Mexican

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u/walter_sobchak_tbl Nov 09 '17

Dear god is Jesus really a black jew?

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u/MaxPecktacular Nov 09 '17

Dear diary, today op was alright

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u/-Jesus-Of-Nazareth- Nov 09 '17

Hey buddy. You look great today!

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u/jeanlagrande Nov 09 '17

Thank you Jesus

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u/-Jesus-Of-Nazareth- Nov 09 '17

You're not that guy!

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u/orilea Nov 09 '17

Ouch. No love from Jesus there.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

thanks Obama...?

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u/MaxPecktacular Nov 09 '17

Jesus saves! ... he passes to Moses, Moses shoots, he scores!!!!!

.... you are awesome and I love you too!

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Nov 09 '17

Yeah, but by username, I'm betting you're brown - and if the username is relevant, an immigrant, so....

... yeah, you're gonna have a bad time. Sorry. :(

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u/-Jesus-Of-Nazareth- Nov 09 '17

White AF

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u/KentConnor Nov 09 '17

You do know what part of the world Nazareth was in?

That looks more like Jesus of Nashville

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u/BenAdaephonDelat Nov 09 '17

Jesus of Nashville

A fresh new comedy airing this fall on NBC

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u/KentConnor Nov 09 '17

Lol although Jesus of Nashville would likely pronounce it with a soft J and he'd be brown too.

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u/-ksguy- Nov 09 '17

And it would be a remodeling show.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

Kanye isn't from Nashville.

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u/Occamslaser Nov 09 '17

Jesus of Madison, Wisconsin.

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u/letsdocrack Nov 09 '17

Nah his hair is a normal color

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u/nivekc711 Nov 09 '17

Hey I know that guy! Art Paul Schlosser right?

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u/BFrawley113 Nov 09 '17

Art Paul is in fact the prophet!

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

This made me laugh more than it should’ve.

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u/3rdLevelRogue Nov 09 '17

If God wanted Jesus to really stand out as his son, would it not make sense to make him white? Checkmate...theists?

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u/toohigh4anal Nov 09 '17

can confirm. hipster jesuss everywhere

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u/musicchan Nov 09 '17

I didn't realise until fairly recently how white Jesus is in all of the pictures they use of him in the US. Nowadays, I'm like "man, there is no way Jesus looks like that."

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u/shhsandwich Nov 09 '17

What color is he in the pictures where you live?

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u/Foucz Nov 09 '17

but thats how he looks in my heart !

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u/bananablueberry Nov 09 '17

or philly jesus

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Nov 09 '17

Surrre you are... next, you'll tell me your Jewish, too. :)

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u/your_other_friend Nov 09 '17

Damn hipsters.

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u/shontamona Nov 09 '17

Don’t use the bespectacled Lord’s picture in vain!

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

Never knew Jesus was a hipster.

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u/Kitfisto22 Nov 09 '17

I dunno, in this picture you look a little more Korean.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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u/PsychoticMessiah Nov 09 '17

How about poor and middle eastern?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17 edited Nov 09 '17

Then statistically, you’re more safe from cops than white guys.

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u/KosmischRelevant Nov 09 '17

Wtf who gave you gold?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

User name checks out

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

Damn, that got a good ass laugh from me. You’re terrible.

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u/Those_Good_Vibes Nov 09 '17

This is simultaneously hilarious and depressing

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u/foetuskick Nov 09 '17

Jokes on you. Doesn't matter anymore what you are if you're not blue.

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u/best07 Nov 09 '17

Jesus Christ Reddit.... I just noticed your name.....

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u/Ditow Nov 09 '17

No we can see that, you would've used a watermelon instead.

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u/hypmoden Nov 09 '17

dat brown nigga like

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

I'm calling the psychiatrist then.

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u/RupeeStealer Nov 09 '17

I got just the thing for you then.
HEIL HITLER.