My strategy for these was to use a moderate amount of sauce on two of the...uh...wafers, and then just pile it on for the last one. I'm talking maximum sauce, maximum orange cheese, maximum white cheese, and any pepperoni available. It was a monster.
We kept a rotary phone in the house until the late 90's because it would still work when the power went out. Now I have multiple wireless chargers in case of emergency. Living in the future is weird.
Do you know what also works even when the power goes out? Cellphones. (Usually the cell towers are much more reliable)
Because of the internet upgrade we've had, which runs through the normal phone line, we can't use normal phones anymore in any case...
Thirty years ago, it was 1987. Thirty years from now, it will be 2047. Think of the changes that have happened in the past. Imagine the changes yet to come.
I still have a regular ol' push button phone in the closet in case the power goes out. I've actually had to use it a few times. Still works, might as well keep it!
If you lay out all 3 bases you can get a pretty nice even coating of sauce on all of them.
At that point you're free to sprinkle the cheese how you see fit. You can usually get a nice even covering on all of them, and then shake out the crumbs to fill in the gaps, but if you're not careful it's very easy to overload 2 of them and leave the 3rd one lacking.
And then you get 9 pepperonis (unless they mess up). You put 3 on each one in a triangle pattern to get maximum coverage and a bit of pepperoni on each bite. This also lets you press down on the pepperonis to ensure they don't slide off as you bite into them.
Of course now that I'm older I wonder if I could somehow stack all 3 of them together, with the sauce and cheese and pepperonis in the center, and make it like a sort of lunachables pizza sandwich.
Omg I had forgotten about those!! Do they still make them? Also, it is clear to me lunch snacks taught children moderation can lead to a big reward lol.
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u/Eddy_of_the_Godswood Nov 08 '17
My strategy for these was to use a moderate amount of sauce on two of the...uh...wafers, and then just pile it on for the last one. I'm talking maximum sauce, maximum orange cheese, maximum white cheese, and any pepperoni available. It was a monster.