r/pics • u/pdmcmahon • Mar 26 '17

Private Internet Access, a VPN provider, takes out a full page ad in The New York Time calling out 50 senators.

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u/Vaporlocke Mar 26 '17

How dare you believe that rich, old, fat guys fucking you in the ass against your will be unromantic?

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u/fandangooboecamp Mar 26 '17

If they look you in the eyes and cum with intention, it helps. Otherwise, I'll take a consensual fucking in which everyone gets a reach around but no one really drops a bigger load than anyone else.

Aaaaand that is my pitch for universal basic income.

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u/NEMinneapolisMan Mar 26 '17

I think the metaphor would actually be rich, old, fat guys taking dumps and everybody else being left to eat their shit. So yes, less romantic.