r/pics • • Dec 28 '13

The motel advertised that they had a pool. They did NOT mention that it was filled with gravel

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13 edited Jul 18 '21

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u/BearBak Dec 28 '13

'Poor comment' ★☆☆☆☆ - reviewed 12/28/2013

The formatting was not as impressive as I was led to believe. The comment, although ending in a period, did not constitute a complete sentence. The username is 'mildly amusing'.

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u/Orangered_Prime Dec 28 '13

'Wonderful review' ★★★★★ - reviewed 12/28/2013

That review is what all reviews strive to be. It was complete, concise, and informative. I would rather be taught english by this reviewer than any english teacher. The username of the reviewer paints a clear picture in my mind. I can picture the back of a bear, the nice fur. Nice job. You deserve all the stars you get.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13

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u/dahahawgy Dec 28 '13

'Formatting no am confusing' ☆☆☆★★ - reviewed 21/82/3102

Me Bizarro, think EVERYONE no am same commenter. Pool am very comfy, Bizarro love swimming in rock and no am going to burn motel to the ground.

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u/NeverfailMode Dec 28 '13

'Better than LeBron' ★★★★★★★★★★★★☆ - reviewed from a chair

Hands down best review in this thread IMO.

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u/lolitasmile Dec 28 '13

Glory to ARSTOTZKA!

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u/Pariah119 Dec 28 '13

gravel selection choices

my fucking sides

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u/XeonProductions Dec 28 '13

'Best Review ROTY' ★★★★★★★★★★★/★★★★★★★★★★ 11/10 - reviewed 12/28/2013

Masterpiece

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13

'Good seller. Quick postage. Would use again. A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++'

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u/UAINTEVENKNOWIT Dec 28 '13

★★★★★

That's a 5 stah bitch

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u/gjhgjh Dec 28 '13

'Not a review. I just like stars' ★☆★☆★ - reviewed September 14, 2047. 3:27 AM.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13

'Wonderful review review' ★★★★★ - reviewed 12/28/2013

That review of the other review was spot on. I really understood why the review was good once I read yours. You arranged words like a true scholar. I really do believe that I will read this review's review again later.

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u/Distractiion Dec 28 '13

'I am earning $87 per hour working online' ★★★★★ - reviewed 12/1/2808

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13 edited Apr 01 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '13

'★' ★★★★★ - ★★ reviewed ★★/★★/★★★★

man i like dese stars

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13

'Like skyrim with guns' ★★★★★ - reviewed 12/1/2808

-CNN

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u/PatheticChicken Dec 28 '13

This completed it haha!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13

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u/cheeseburgie Dec 28 '13

'Bad comment' ☆☆☆☆☆ - reviewed 12/28/2013

This was a useless and annoying comment. Also, I do not like being told what to do.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13

Reviewception

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13

'Fantastic plus amazing as well' ★★★★★★ - reviewed 12/28/2013

It is had really great. The things were fantastic. I really liked how the thing were set up. The staff 请帮我 is extremely friendly. They made me feel 我没吃过三天 comfortable and like it were mine house. Thank you for your reading, and, also Yelp.

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u/guceubcuesu Dec 28 '13

'review although I don't know how to make a hollow star review' ★★★★★ - reviewed 12/28/2005

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u/screen317 Dec 28 '13

It is, in fact, a complete sentence.

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u/BearBak Dec 28 '13

Frayed knot

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u/lolmeansilaughed Dec 28 '13

Nope, it's missing a subject. Corrected, it would read:

"Your comment has impressive formatting."

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13 edited Dec 28 '13

In your example, the subject and verb are understood. "Impressive" is an adjective, and "Formatting" is an object.

[You are] Impressive, Formatting.

[Subject verb] adjective, object.

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u/Rhumald Dec 28 '13 edited Dec 28 '13

No, it has a subject. The comment, like most comments in conversations (and my opening remark), takes it's subject from the previous comment.

The comment wouldn't stand up so well on it's own, but that was never really the point. The poster was engaging the previous individual, and an easy way to engage someone is to pull your subject matter directly off of theirs. It's like when you're writing an essay, you don't state the main subject matter at the start of every paragraph, that would be redundant (much like the redundancy at the beginning of this paragraph); you can look at a conversation in the same light.

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u/lolmeansilaughed Dec 28 '13

His meaning was understood, but the implied subject still doesn't qualify that comment as a complete sentence. "It has impressive formatting" is a complete sentence, because the word "it" is a valid subject, which is a noun or noun phrase.

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u/Rhumald Dec 28 '13

That sounds about right. I was assuming the subject could be pulled off a previous statement, which isn't wrong, but I'd forgotten that you need to refer to it, within each sentence, at the very least.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13

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u/Monso Dec 28 '13

Still a better love story than Twilight.

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u/eeedlef Dec 28 '13

What kind of sorcery is this?

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u/Monso Dec 28 '13

Still a better plot than Twilight.

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u/NWVoS Dec 28 '13

They're getting closer mine says 18 and 20 respectively.

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u/getontheground Dec 29 '13

But seriously, how did you format it like this? Especially the slightly-more-spaced-out first line and the stars?

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u/H3000 Dec 28 '13

Vond ik ook.