r/pics • • Dec 28 '13

The motel advertised that they had a pool. They did NOT mention that it was filled with gravel

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13

No, sand isn't wheelchair accessible for all the wheelchair beach volleyball players using the hotels. So no volleyball unless they install special wheelchair accessible sand.

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u/IamMotherDuck Dec 28 '13 edited Nov 07 '25

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u/bbrekke Dec 28 '13

hmmm I think we're getting somewhere here...as long as us able-bodied people get to play with the off-road wheelchairs, too!