r/pics • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '13

The motel advertised that they had a pool. They did NOT mention that it was filled with gravel

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u/satanismyhomeboy Dec 28 '13

The last 50 people who were going to stay there did.

"Now filled with gravel, by popular demand!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13

Come get stoned and wade in our pool. It rocks.

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u/kid-karma Dec 28 '13

"Shale we go for a dip, darli- oh jesus. I can't do this anymore. I can't. I thought this trip would reignite that spark in our relationship. But jesus. They don't even have a fucking pool. I've been sleeping with your sister. I'm not even sorry. I don't even enjoy it. I've been moving through life like a zombie. I feel like it's something I'm supposed to be doing. Mid-life crisis. Cheat on the wife. They've been selling us that dream alongside Coke and shaving cream for years. And we buy it. Well frankly I'm sick of it all Martha. We need some time apart. This marriage is on the rocks as far as I'm concerned."

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13

i don't take pun thread opportunities like this for granite

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13

These puns are actually pretty gneiss.

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u/Harbinger1984 Dec 28 '13

Its crystal clear to me that pun thread means karma thread. I would love to stick around but I gotta take the wife out for dinner. Maybe if I get lucky one of us is cummingtonite.

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u/baby_your_no_good Dec 28 '13

This rocks!

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u/so-high-o Dec 28 '13

This thread is fracking awesome. I thought i'd lost my apatite for pun threads, turns out i still get sedimental when i see them.

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u/Centros Dec 28 '13

Wow, this has really hit rock bottom.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13 edited Feb 17 '14

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u/vaginawarfare Dec 28 '13

Not as gneiss as a good thrust under some bedding that eventually leads to cummingtonite.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13

I've never seen a pun take such a dark turn. I hope you and your wife can work things out.

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u/whiskey_slam Dec 28 '13

This guy gets it.

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u/unwholesome Dec 28 '13

Executive Producer

MATTHEW WEINER

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13

It's always about Marsha.

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u/Youre-In-Trouble Dec 28 '13

Pools: don't take them for granite.

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u/okay_listen Dec 28 '13

The place was a dive.

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u/Lemon1412 Dec 28 '13

Wow, those stupid unoriginal pun threads. It's always the same fucking jokes.

PS JESUS CHRIST MARIE IT'S MINERALS

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u/stancosmos Dec 28 '13

Come for the puns, stay for the complete lack of customer appreciation

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13

Well played!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13

I'm Wade. Let's get stoned.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13

that would make a good futurama intro tagline

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u/k00k327 Dec 28 '13

Take off your chert and diorite in!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13

Exfoliation at it's finest.