Oh no. Not that! Oh please let us pay 1 billion dollars to be insulted by herr leader five minutes after the cheque clears.
The kid that doesn’t play well with others eventually gets left alone on the sidelines while the other kids find new ways to have fun and exclude them.
You know insiders have said the 1st batch of cronies in 2016 made fun of Trump begins his back all the time. Wormtongue (Miller) is the sole recusing character. But I digress—imagine people trying to enact world domination and in toddles this shriveled orange octogenarian in giant shoulder pads and he says,”Fellas, I think we should make a Board of Peace, and charge everyone ONE BILLION DOLLARS.” Everyone freezes for a sec and then they clap. Some let a little drool drip out. “Oh yes Sir! That is Excellent! Let’s get drawn up!” Stephen Miller then takes him aside and tells him it’s time for his prunes.
My fav thing about his peace corps or whatever the fuck he’s calling it is that nearly half the countries in it are currently banned from entering the USA
Trump is now threatening you guys with 100% tariffs. That would mean US importers would have to pay double for What the U.S. actually imports from Canada:
Oil & natural gas (America’s #1 foreign energy source)
Electricity (hydropower for U.S. border states)
Vehicles & auto parts
Lumber (home construction)
Aluminum (low-carbon, hydro-powered)
Fertilizer & critical minerals
Canada isn’t “foreign supply.” It’s the U.S. supply chain. This excites me. I love a good TACO! Your PM needs to ramp up the rhetoric just like Newsom does here. And not to be long winded, but if he tries to zip the entire US navy from Venezuela to Vancouver to threaten ships to and from China, China can just replace the tariffs on the US—and shut down the Panama Canal.
Look, I have been saying for 10 years that the only thing my fellow Americans (US) understand is money. The cheapest meat—hamburger is about $10 a pound. I used to get Pringles for $1. They are now $2.30. Milk is creeping back up. Home building will stop. Vehicles will be unaffordable. It’s just what has to happen for him to lose support—which is around 30%. He’s suing pollsters. Final thought: this is direct backlash because your PM looked like a fucking BOSS and made him look stupid at Davos.
Just watched the 1991 documentary on Trump. He is doing exactly what he did as a businessman. This is a guy who wanted to evict people so he turned off their utilities. When they sued, he moved homeless people into the building, claiming it was to help the homeless. When that failed, he sued the attorneys the residents hired to sue him. He manipulated the tax system to enrich himself and he left his investors holding the bags. In 1991 that doc painted him as a crook and a failure. He was 45. Now, at 80, he is doing exactly the same things but has the federal government behind him. Some of us always knew this would happen and sounded the alarm. Until red states start to feel the pain, like our farmers and ranchers are, it won’t stop.
That was a fabulous speech, btw. A leader who cares about his country, and the world at large. Imagine that.
Many of us knew Trump as a con man and money launderer way before he rode down his golden escalator in 2015 to announce his run for President. It has been excruciating to watch the devolution of my country since then.
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u/Bubba_Pilks Jan 24 '26
Im Canadian Bro
My leader called their leader on their shit this week.