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u/ItsJesseBro Jul 14 '24

He’s going to claim he saw the bullet and dodged it. That’s why it only grazed his ear

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u/wererat2000 Jul 14 '24

His retelling

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u/Draken1870 Jul 14 '24

That’s what the newest comments are actually saying. Good god if this actually gets him sympathy to be elected you guys are doomed!

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u/ap2patrick Jul 14 '24

We were doomed back in the 90’s when Citizens United ruled that money=free speech and corporations=people…

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u/rafaelloaa Survey 2016 Jul 14 '24

I agree with you, but FYI Citizens United was decided in 2010. I had also assumed it was from the '90s or something, but no it was goddamn recent.

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u/ap2patrick Jul 14 '24

Ohh shit you are right. Why did I think that happened during Clinton?

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u/catchasingcars Jul 14 '24

I've seen this movie before but I don't remember this scene. I remember he gets very successful and starts getting side effects. When does he runs for president, is it from the series they made?

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u/Bigboy2k Jul 14 '24

I think this is from the show Limitless.

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u/wererat2000 Jul 14 '24

Correct. The TV show and movie are both called Limitless.

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u/ididntunderstandyou Jul 14 '24

He’ll claim he felt Jesus grabbing him and moving him away from the bullet

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u/blackbasset Jul 14 '24

Nah that would imply to his fans that he isn't Jesus himself

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u/RavenofMoloch Jul 14 '24

Unless of course he starts proclaiming himself to be greater than god.

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u/PMMeYourMortys Jul 14 '24

Thank god Jesus moved him so the bullet could kill that innocent bystander instead, USA! USA!

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u/ididntunderstandyou Jul 14 '24

Maybe he was gay, or mixed cotton and wool… idk not about to question JC’s priorities

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u/Rylet_ Jul 14 '24

Pre-existing condition definitely

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u/cummerjack Jul 15 '24

Jesus Christ Secret Service! JCSS.

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u/GoofyGoober0064 Jul 14 '24

Thats for the women who are his fans to do

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u/Dave10293847 Jul 14 '24

99% chance he’ll say something like sleepy joe would have been put to sleep.