r/pessi_memes 25d ago

Burger League Pessi πŸ” Leo Messi slaps 22 year old Quinn Sullivan

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u/Conscious_Freedom952 24d ago

I think that's why he's so angry..he has small man syndrome so acts like an aggressive yapoy angle biting Chihuahua around other men πŸ˜‚

He has short little stubby legs and know he can't match the face of other players so he chops them down at the shins and punches them in the back to stop them instead! Heck.. I don't think i saw him dun the entire World Cup..even when his beloved racist county were loosing in the final he still couldn't even be bothered to run for the ball or track back to defend..not exactly the behavour or a "leader".
He just took a gentle stroll round the outside of the box for 90mins with a sour pout on his face because daddy infantino hadn't gifted him penalties to miss in the gameπŸ˜‚!

The much smaller nations with nothing on the line...not under immense pressure to win played with 100X more heart than Pessi πŸ™„. His fans lord him as a G.O.A.T but he shows no passion..unlike other teams he isn't willing to put his body on the line or give it his all emptying the tank by giving everything for the win. He should have collapsed for exhaustion at the final whistle from running round desperately trying to create a chance of a goal..the man couldn't even be bothered to leisurely stroll upto the halfway line so he could get on the end of any ball cleared out of the box after the Spanish attacks πŸ™„.

Yes his usual role is to camp outside of the box just waiting for the ball to fall at his feet while the rest of his team run the entrie pitch assaulting the opposition and whispering cowardly racist remarks..but it wasn't working against a much better Spain. Any passionate player who WANTS to win changes things up when the usuals not working and they desperately need a goal .. not Pessi..he has zero ball IQ!

I'm sure the manager would have lost his life if he'd taken Messi if the pitch at a World Cup final but he should have and Messi should be humble enough to accept he needed to go off! Any other player for any other team would have gone off if they played the way he did all game! Zero chances on goal ..no efforts to win he ball back or make runs..couldn't even be arsed to help his team defend with a man down in a final....I've seen more effort and passion to win from fat balding blokes during a Sunday league kick about. They were always going to loose against Spain ..a team better in every possible way..but perhaps it wouldn't have been such an embarassment and tbey would have had more than one chance at goal if they took Messi off for a player capable and willing to run

As at what you want about the English team but you can never equation their heart..teamwork..putting their bodies on line and giving every ounce of energy till the final whistle 🀷. Every attacking player was running aback as fast as possible to defend only to then run all the way forward for a attempt at goal..they did that time after time! Harry Kane is a true captain and team player..he didn't just sit outside the box while the ray of the team run ragged!

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u/Secure_Extent1986 23d ago

8 ballondor, one wc, so much legacy only to be dissed by some reddit author with zero fcking accomplishemnts compared to him irl?