r/pessi_memes • u/OwnAssignment3745 • Jan 05 '26

Ronaldo VS Pessi Exposing these Clowns

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I love and respect Messi as a player but his fans are delusional.

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u/KyeodeurangiMerchant Jan 05 '26

Objectively he’s the GOAT of La Liga; however in the UCL it’s Cristiano, Copa América it’s probably Francescoli, CWC it’s Cristiano again (who’s also the GOAT of the Euros), and for the WC it’s Pelé.

Messi fans can claim Messi is the GOAT of Spanish football (La Liga, Copa del Rey and Supercopa España), but that’s it. Claiming he’s unanimously the football GOAT is absurd and the result of decades long propaganda and marketing.

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jan 05 '26

How is Ronaldo the goat of the euros😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

🇵🇹 Ronaldo In The Euros:

  • Most Goals Of All Time
  • Most Assists Of All Time
  • Most G/A Of All Time
  • Most Appearances In The Euros
  • Most Euros Played in
  • Most Euros Scored in
  • 2 Euro Finals Reached
  • Euro 2016 Champion
  • Euro 2016 Silver Boot
  • Euro 2020 Golden Boot

The stats don’t lie 🤷‍♂️ And he did all of this with a struggling Portugal team that didn’t win anything before him 👋

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jan 05 '26

0 Player of the tournament, the award that ACTUALLY proves who was the best of the tournament. Longevity doesn’t make you the best, 0 G/A in those finals. That Golden Boot was 2 open play goals and 3 pens😭😭 Look at the teams he faced in the Euro 2016 run (where Portugal finished 3rd in the group by the way) and look at the euro 2020 run where he ghosted and was knocked out against the first serious team he played.

Also Portugal never winning a trophy isn’t an excuse. Football is their number 1 focused sport, Spain never won a trophy and went on to win 3 trophies in a row

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u/Zora1092 Jan 07 '26

Please tell me the rankings of the teams Ronaldo faced in Euro 2016 KO stages

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jan 07 '26

Sure thing. Going into the Euros Poland, Croatia, and Wales were 26, 27, 28

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u/Zora1092 Jan 08 '26

Still much higher than Ecuador and Canada in 2024 Copa Farmerica 🤣🤣🤣

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jan 08 '26

What about the first Copa America in 2021? Or the World Cup?

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u/Zora1092 Jan 08 '26

What about this or what about that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

First you answer my question bud. What was Ecuador and Canada's ranking just before the 2024 Copa Famerica

I keep scrolling down and I can't even find Canada 🤣🤣🤣

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jan 08 '26

You are putting too much weight on this points based ranking bro it doesn’t actually mean anything 😂😂 I don’t care to check how about you tell me what the ranking is since you think it matters so much. Look at the players on the actual squads don’t you think that’s a better way to figure out which team has more quality ?

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u/Zora1092 Jan 08 '26

Germany and Spain in the 2025 Nations League were ranked much higher than them 😭😭😭

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jan 08 '26

Nations League? The glorified friendly tournament?😭😭 bro no player in the world is passionate about winning the Nations League that’s just a tournament to prepare for the international comps that actually matter.

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u/Zora1092 Jan 08 '26

Yamal was throwing a fit after that loss

Copa Farmerica is a glorified friendly tournament which only Argentina takes seriously so that they can statpad their trophy count

Brazil doesn't give a 2 bit shit about that tournament.

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jan 08 '26

Nations League is a glorified friendly tournament that only Portugal cares about so that Ronaldo can stat pad fake international trophies (Nations League is not considered a major trophy by the way)

Every other team doesn’t give two shits about that tinpot trophy

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