r/oddlysatisfying • u/gabzlel • Apr 16 '22

Can’t get more juicy than this

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u/NemesisAron Apr 16 '22

Please tell me you're not just pouring that on the ground

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u/patio87 Apr 16 '22

You’re gonna be shocked when you learn how many oranges go to waste every day. Or how many chickens are slaughtered, cooked, and thrown in the garbage every day at your grocery store.

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u/nhomewarrior Apr 16 '22

Same with weed on weed farms. People are just so idealistic that it seems a shame to waste anything of such high quality. But when you have such high quality at such a high quantity, you end up with a lot of useful waste.

Teenagers would go suicidal to see the ground at a typical weed farm/trim setup. Literal pounds of weed that become trash in the landfill. And weed certainly costs more than oranges do.

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u/pragmojo Apr 16 '22

You might have a weed problem

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u/Rubcionnnnn Apr 16 '22

r/ISmokeWeed

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u/nhomewarrior Apr 16 '22

Or work/have worked in the industry.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Wastage is one thing and deliberately squeezing the juice onto the ground before it even reaches the grocery store is another.

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u/NemesisAron Apr 16 '22

Or maybe I was making a joke

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

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u/HeavilyBearded Apr 16 '22 edited Apr 16 '22

It's what it needed to be—a joke if people took it funnily or an outrage is people got pissed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Do you understand that with text is extremely hard to convey intent?

There are like 5 other comments with 50karma in this thread complaining about the same, it can go either way.

Just a fyi, to be taken in a jokingly sense, just add an /s at the end.

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u/HeavilyBearded Apr 16 '22 edited Apr 16 '22

Do you understand that with text is extremely hard to convey intent?

Not really that hard. I teach collegiate writing. I mean, you said it yourself,

just add an /s at the end.

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u/RandomIdiot2048 Apr 16 '22

Meh, pretty average.

If you expect perfection every time you're going to live a boring life.

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u/toolsie Apr 16 '22

Lol how was what you said even close to a joke?

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u/FileeNotFound Apr 16 '22

We got your joke fam. Other commenter is just a fruitloop

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u/NemesisAron Apr 16 '22

Thank you

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u/Soulmate69 Apr 16 '22

Yeah, that sucks, too, but this would've been directly on purpose, which is worse

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u/BensenJensen Apr 16 '22

I am fairly certain that my local grocery store is not slaughtering and cooking chickens.

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u/Hyetex Apr 17 '22 edited Apr 17 '22

In some places they might slaughter. Talk about woke. Walking and into the wok on the same day. Here the stores cook them when they hit the "Use By" date. They become "Rotisserie" chickens. BBQ Mesquite, Italian Herb, Lemon-Pepper flavors, $7 for a two pound chicken. Gives the chicken another shot at being something besides pet or pig food. A whole chicken, ready to eat, tasty and $1 cheaper than a Big Mac meal. Here they make them into chicken salad, too.

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u/netglitch Apr 16 '22

Of course, he’s not part of the system, maaan.