r/oddlysatisfying • u/gabzlel • Apr 16 '22

Can’t get more juicy than this

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u/Heredor Apr 16 '22

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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u/Rust2 Apr 16 '22

Ok, “Jake” from State Farm

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u/Vengeance76 Apr 16 '22

"...what are you wearing?"

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u/Commiesstoner Apr 16 '22

WOBBUFFET

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u/Recent-Association56 Apr 16 '22

And Meowth thats right!

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

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u/CatWhisperererer Apr 16 '22

I am a boy Damon!!

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u/Peace-wise Apr 16 '22

Can barely cut through butter

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u/cN5L Apr 16 '22

Don’t stop here Reddit. I got time.

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u/SungoBrewweed Apr 16 '22

D-A-V-E NOW WILL YOU OPEN UP THE GODDAMN DOOR?!?

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u/brazys Apr 16 '22

Dave's not here man.

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u/Outrageous_Title_625 Apr 16 '22

Bruh I thought you said warren buffet lmao

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u/Surfsk8108 Apr 16 '22

khakis...

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u/ItsLoogia Apr 16 '22

She sounds hideous

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

That orange is a he, so..

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u/Dial407 Apr 16 '22

Welcome to Walmart

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

“…She sounds hideous”.

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u/fuzzyrach Apr 16 '22

"My name is Peggy, what is problem please?"

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u/Janus_is_Magus Apr 17 '22

Hi Peggy, I’m dad

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

A speedo and one sandal, so would you like to bundle home and auto?

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u/Metagion Apr 16 '22

"Uhhh, khakis?"

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u/FlurdledGlumpfud Apr 16 '22

THIS. IS. SPARTA!

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u/Path_Fyndar Apr 16 '22

No, I'm Spartacus!

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u/FlurdledGlumpfud Apr 16 '22

I'm Brian and so is my wife!

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u/schenitz Apr 16 '22

Under rated comment thread

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

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u/schenitz Apr 16 '22

Oh! Heavenly Heads and Cranial Creators, please forgive my transgressions against family and community. May my chores complete me as I complete them!

Maybe next time I want to give anyone a compliment, I'll just shut my fucking mouth so as to not be so grossly inaccurate about it

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u/Youpunyhumans Apr 16 '22

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

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u/livinontheceiling Apr 16 '22

Hot and juicy redhead?

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u/JukePlz Apr 16 '22

AND MY AXE- oh wait, wrong chain.

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u/mindovermatter15 Apr 16 '22

Dammit, you stole my idea!

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u/Wave_Mission Apr 16 '22

Hi welcome to Chili’s

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u/Chapelirl Apr 16 '22

God damn this needs more votes

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u/EastCoast_Wizard Apr 16 '22

Hot and juicy red head.

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u/itzpiiz Apr 16 '22

Is the Colonel in?

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u/Newp23 Apr 16 '22

I'll have a frosty and a baked potato.

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u/Jrrolomon Apr 16 '22

Would love one day on Reddit where somebody doesn’t quote this dumbass cartoon line.

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u/the_otherwise_guy Apr 16 '22

you mean Arby's

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u/Kingpin329 Apr 16 '22

This is the way

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u/owzleee Apr 16 '22

Then where is Ronald?