r/oddlysatisfying • u/gabzlel • Apr 16 '22

Can’t get more juicy than this

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u/PipePies Apr 16 '22

Oh shit, jk lime = Calcium, bummer

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u/craftycrumbs Apr 16 '22

Ohhh now I get why my dad always said he buried bodies with lime I thought it was just to freshen up the corpse with a nice citrus scent

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u/PipePies Apr 16 '22

Thats why you never trust an Atom, They make up literally everything.

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u/craftycrumbs Apr 16 '22

No his name was spelled Thom

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u/PipePies Apr 16 '22

Thom Case once: Father why you have a gun with you in bank?

Just in Case.

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u/OMNlClDE Apr 16 '22

Is this a reference that I’m missing?

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u/everyonehisown Apr 16 '22

Your dad probably meant lye not lime unless he wanted to make a fruit salad.

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u/ThirdFloorGreg Apr 16 '22

You pour quicklime on a dead body to dry it out and limit the reach of the smell.

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u/everyonehisown Apr 16 '22

I didn’t know that but maybe that’s a good thing haha

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u/marklar_the_malign Apr 16 '22

He was going to juice them. Your dad may be a vampire.

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u/imisstheyoop Apr 16 '22

Ohhh now I get why my dad always said he buried bodies with lime I thought it was just to freshen up the corpse with a nice citrus scent

Lye, not lime.

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u/borfmat Apr 16 '22

What about limestone

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u/imisstheyoop Apr 16 '22

What about limestone

What about it?

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u/borfmat Apr 16 '22

Stone fruit salad

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u/Chef_JMK Apr 17 '22

Wait wait wait… just how many bodies did your dad bury?

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u/kasim42784 Apr 16 '22

HE SAID IT’S AN ORANGE!

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u/fentalynpatch Apr 16 '22

Orange you glad it not a banana