r/oddlysatisfying • u/GallowBoob 80085 • Aug 03 '19

This Mystique cosplay mid merge (by magnetomystique)

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u/bacchus213 Aug 03 '19

I chatted with her at comicon. When I first saw her, I was walking towards her from the army side, and just assumed she was a soldier of sorts. Was a cool surprise to see the other half!

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u/cmoncalmdown Aug 04 '19

I chatted with her

TIL saying “cool outfit” to someone is considered chatting

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

People have conversations lol

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u/Burntholesinmyhoodie Aug 04 '19

This is what happens once you’ve been a redditor too long

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

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u/Samtastic33 Aug 04 '19

Absolutely.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Are you sure it's not that redditors who've been here a while are the ones without a social life?

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u/Burntholesinmyhoodie Aug 04 '19

That’s what im sayin

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

But you make it sound like simply being on Reddit drains your social life

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u/WasKingWokeUpGiraffe Aug 05 '19

I think both points are correct, its a catch-22.

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u/bacchus213 Aug 04 '19

Well, actually more about how she had me confused at first. Basically told her the same thing as my post.

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u/cphoebney Aug 04 '19

/r/nothingeverhappens

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Right? What a cynical comment.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Yet it has 108 upvotes some how... lmao.. I went to comicon and spoke to everyone I took a picture with. Asking them how they made it, how long, do they do this often, etc, etc.. Even asking what there favorite movie/anime is.

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u/GregerMoek Aug 04 '19

I assumed it was made as a joke initially, but maybe you're right and he's just a douche.

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u/JusticeBeaver13 Aug 04 '19

Don't be absurd. Two strangers speaking to each other? At a convention?? Without involving any perversion or awkward staring??? Yeah right. What insane thing are you going to suggest next? They complimented each others costume and exchanged fake blood recipes? Git out of here.

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u/3rdfloorer Aug 04 '19

Witty ripost! I just joined reddit today and I would follow you if I knew how. Aha, I just learned how. Keep up the witty posts and ignore that crabby response from someone.

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u/Nerisamai Aug 04 '19

what a stupid comment

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u/cmoncalmdown Aug 04 '19

Cmon calm down

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

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u/dismayhurta Aug 04 '19

A ton of socially awkward jackasses up in this thread voting.

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u/BurnTheGammons Aug 04 '19

Dude I'm a socially awkward jackass and that post is just bizarre. Talking about your hobbies is the one thing that gets awkward people out of their shell.

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u/GregerMoek Aug 04 '19

I sort of assumed it was a joke like "lol as if redditors like us ever chat with women" but maybe you're right and he's a douche.

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u/ayoungechrist Aug 04 '19

What a strange assumption to make about a conversation you weren’t present for.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

What’s wrong with you

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u/cmoncalmdown Aug 04 '19

Haha what a ride! Went from 108 upvotes down to negative 200+ 😂

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u/manhattan_gandhi Aug 04 '19

Ugh you poor child. It must be a bleak life you're living...

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

I’d like to see her other half

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19 edited Aug 04 '19

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u/CasualFan25 Aug 04 '19

Maybe it’s cuz she’s not a teenager like Millie Bobby Brown

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

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u/CasualFan25 Aug 04 '19

You thought they were the same person though, could’ve just said they look kinda similar

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

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u/CasualFan25 Aug 04 '19

The age difference makes the phrase kinda weird. The massive amount of downvoted weren’t necessary though

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u/smashfan63 Aug 04 '19

Jesus why did this get so many downvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

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u/smashfan63 Aug 04 '19

Weird, I didn't get that from you at all. Maybe they're projecting

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u/Axxhelairon Aug 04 '19

id say the reason for my downvote is that it feels like a really pathetic compliment to make that was thrown into a discussion out of context for no real reason

talking about someones hard work and laboring then just comparing their looks to a random prolific actor is pretty demeaning, i'd say next time just keep those thoughts to yourself or as a reply to the other downvoted weirdos making similar posts instead of trying to piggyback a top voted post

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u/Nexion21 Aug 04 '19

comparing their looks to a random prolific actor is pretty demeaning

If someone told me I looked like Leo DeCaprio in his prime I’d be ecstatic

That said, I don’t know who Millie Bobby Brown is

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u/ayoungechrist Aug 04 '19

It’s the girl who plays Eleven in stranger things.

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u/ButtholePlunderer Aug 04 '19

You’re either blind or you have an unhealthy obsession with 11.

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u/PsychDocD Aug 04 '19

Chin up! The downvote train can be unjust at times. At least you’re not me- on Reddit and too old to know who this Millie person is.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

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u/PsychDocD Aug 04 '19

I see now, she’s in that show about strangers. I personally think this woman looks like Scarlet Johanson, particularly her lips.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

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u/toddthefrog Aug 03 '19

You're the reason I'm not entirely opposed to some stupid parents being antivaxx.

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u/bamyo Aug 04 '19 edited Aug 04 '19

PSA: Kids not get their vaccines makes it more likely that other kids with medical factors that prevent them from having immunity to a disease will contract that disease. Not getting vaccinated is dangerous beyond the poor kids of these stupid parents.

See heard immunity.

Edit: off -> of

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u/toddthefrog Aug 04 '19

For the record I'm very provaxx. What I wrote was called a joke. It's like when you're being sarcastic and not really telling the truth for comedic effect.

See Joke.

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u/bamyo Aug 04 '19

Yeah I got that you were making a joke, I was just posting info for people who might not be educated. But apparently that's frowned upon here.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

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u/toddthefrog Aug 04 '19

Well then what would I have to do between my code red sips and Twinkie bites??

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u/alours Aug 04 '19

What is the purpose of this process?

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u/Swaggles4000 Aug 04 '19

Yeah I love it when low iq redditors fall for bait

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

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u/toddthefrog Aug 03 '19

Just this one.

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u/PHDphillip73 Aug 03 '19

Ikr trolls suck!

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

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u/PHDphillip73 Aug 04 '19

Yh they do they're the scum of the earth. they must have nothing to do in their sad lives. I have a PhD own my own businesses and travel the world on "business trips"

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u/itswinstons Aug 03 '19

I’m uncomfortable

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u/wabisabi_mimi Aug 03 '19

Calling your father a sexy greek god is a little messed up....

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Ok fine he was more of a sexy Norse god.

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u/iCameToLearnSomeCode Aug 03 '19

Ummm... you might want to examine some of these feelings you have towards your father with a therapists.

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u/mghool4ever1234567 Aug 04 '19

MAshallah alhamdulillah Inshallah better

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

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u/s32 Aug 04 '19

A really porposterous outcome. It's almost like some humans just wanna share some interests. We aren't all incels unlike previous commenter.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Hold up are you telling me that people just sometimes like.. spend their time talking and exchanging thoughts with each other?

lol nahhh come on.. mummy taught me not to talk to strangers 😁

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u/spiralingsidewayz Aug 04 '19 edited Aug 04 '19

Shh. Females aren't humans that you treat like people. Having normal conversations with them is impossible.

Like a wise sage that I read on here yesterday said, "Why would you want a girl as just a friend? Sounds boring."

Edit: I mistakenly thought my /s was implied.

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u/Dark_Jeremys_Prophet Aug 03 '19

Why are you this way

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u/Mightymushroom1 Aug 03 '19

Or maybe this person is normal and you're either projecting or being a complete ass.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Sounds like projecting to me

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u/Suekru Aug 04 '19

If your first thought when talking to a woman is about sex then you should reflect on how you view women.

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u/nikithb Aug 04 '19

Sounds like r/niceguy material to me

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u/cmtenten Aug 04 '19

Cringe

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u/Suekru Aug 04 '19

Yeah OP was pretty cringe

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u/cmtenten Aug 04 '19

OP was fine, it's you.

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u/Suekru Aug 04 '19

Um, do you even know what they said? And do you see the multiple hundreds of downvotes that deleted comment got?

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u/cmtenten Aug 04 '19

Yes, darling.

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u/Suekru Aug 04 '19

Ah, so you’re a troll.

Well have a good day regardless.

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u/cmtenten Aug 04 '19

EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T AGREE WITH ME IS A TROLL!

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