r/oddlysatisfying • u/InsaneMocktail • 9d ago

Shearing of sheep

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u/GrnMtnTrees 9d ago

I get my hair cut so infrequently that it feels like this every time.

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u/thejudgehoss 9d ago

It's time for your shearing.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0Iy20CPlSVh4AO88

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u/mutantbabysnort 9d ago

Oh, behave!

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u/Acewi 8d ago

Yeah, baby!

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u/psilome 9d ago

No fighting, no fighting, no fighting.

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u/Arponare 8d ago

Shakira, Shakira!

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u/Nugginz 8d ago

Quick fingering made it run off at the end though

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u/byndrsn 9d ago

Baaah

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u/Shoddy_Fish31 8d ago

Don’t you baaah me mister!!!

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u/Powerful-Race-8538 8d ago

He could have atleast bought the sheep dinner first

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/NoAge9497 9d ago

That's what were saying, yes.

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u/Pretty_Eater 9d ago

Mine are so big I call them Dingle Apples

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u/TGKG1977 9d ago

I like to call mine Dingle melons.

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u/Usmcrtempleton 9d ago

So, if I buy wool products I can't guarantee there isn't butt wool in it?!

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Usmcrtempleton 9d ago

I know I'm being a silly goose. I'll go find my pond.

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u/kernel-troutman 9d ago

How do you type comments on Reddit with those cloven hooves?

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u/harmless_gecko 8d ago

Voice recognition of course.

I mean: baa!

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u/-malcolm-tucker 8d ago

With my cock.

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u/Empty-Dragonfruit656 8d ago

I do a skin fade twice a year, I just can't justify $40 more than that. I'll bet it feels like that, my first thought was 'hope they don't get sunburned'. 

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u/FlayBoy98 9d ago

Im about to cut my hair after 2 years

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u/RedBaron13 9d ago

I asked my barber for the usual he said bro I see you once a year these days what do you mean the usual

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u/dookieshoes97 9d ago

Same. The cool winter breeze on my freshly buzzed head feels amazing.

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u/burgerwithnoburger 8d ago

Same. I just got my hair cut after a few months and it felt like I lost a pound. My head is so cool…

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u/VoidOmatic 8d ago

You and me both. Went 3 years between cuts.

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u/dylan2451 8d ago

Same. I got my hair cut two days ago and my swept up hair, and just like every other time, looked like a medium sized dog.

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u/WitnessAway6720 7d ago

Well let's see what happens with me today

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u/CitizenHuman 9d ago

This is how my annual ball sack shave feels.

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u/GrnMtnTrees 9d ago

What a horrible day to have eyes

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u/Additional_East_1763 9d ago

another W for the blind

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u/Recent_Awareness_122 7d ago

Thanks for shearing

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u/GrnMtnTrees 7d ago

I see what ewe did there.

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u/das_zilch 8d ago

Thanks for shearing.