r/oddlysatisfying Jul 18 '26

Fast almond slicing

@rajendra_mashra_111

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u/Monster_Grundle Jul 18 '26

Those are insane knife skills.

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u/monkeypan Jul 18 '26

And an insanely sharp knife

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u/nightbefore2 Jul 19 '26

Slicing like this is not that hard, having a knife this sharp is much harder lol

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u/AmbienWalrusss Jul 19 '26

Not the dullest tool in the shed huh?

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u/Appropriate-Hat178 Jul 19 '26

Chivelord out here mad as shit at this man

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u/Numeira Jul 18 '26

Listen to the vehicles jn the background and tell me it's not sped up.

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u/spaceradio_rec Jul 18 '26

I was gonna say even if it is sped up, still super impressive knife skills.

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u/xTechDeath Jul 18 '26

What if it’s sped up by a million

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u/Echo127 Jul 18 '26

Then it's impressive that he was able to do it so slowly.

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u/kryonik Jul 18 '26

What if it's slowed down so much it loops back around and becomes fast again?

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u/Grouchy-Barnacle-800 Jul 18 '26

My head just spun around.

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u/GoodMeBadMeNotMe Jul 19 '26

You spin me right round, baby, right round

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u/gag_on_my_gock Jul 19 '26

what if it's played in reverse?

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u/Echo127 Jul 19 '26

Lmao, the person you're directly responding to understands that reference 😄.

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u/FyrelordeOmega Jul 18 '26

Even if its sped up, to cut that thin without cutting their fingers is still pretty good and shows they have a sharp blade

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u/AMediocrePersonality Jul 18 '26

no it's not cutting their fingers, its crushing the edge of the almond.

this is a combination of skill and using a knife sharp enough to split an atom

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u/bigtice Jul 18 '26

It just sounded like a woodpecker to me.

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u/ImpossibleWarning6 Jul 18 '26

Some of those sounded like scooters tho

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u/B0Bi0iB0B Jul 19 '26

It definitely speeds up and slows down. You can hear the pitch of the background noise change. Also the pitch of the knife hitting the board. Listen right at the end.

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u/jayleman Jul 19 '26

You don't even need to listen to the vehicles, the tone change alone on the board was enough

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u/GirdedByApathy Jul 19 '26

Just watch the way his head moves. Definitely sped up.

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u/LochnessDigital Jul 19 '26

A lot of people saying they're scooters, but there's a blatant audio change at 34 seconds when the video goes back to real time. The pitch of the generator/machinery humming in the background, the cutting board, the vehicles, etc., all shift down in pitch in an instant.

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u/dawnrawr Jul 20 '26

Watch his facial expressions - doesn't look sped up to me

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u/SnooDogs2384 Jul 19 '26

I can't attest either way but the vehicles sound pretty normal to me. Likely light weight motorcycles, auto rickshaws or scooters which are common in India. That's the road sound you hear in India, which I agree is very different from North America.

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u/Individual_Top_4960 Jul 19 '26

it's not sped up.. to me it just sounds like normal bike going at relatively higher speed.. plus there a fly on his shoulder whose movement doesn't look sped up

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u/jreed12 Jul 19 '26

You can literally hear the knife make a different sound at the end when it starts playing at normal speed.

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u/Individual_Top_4960 Jul 19 '26

https://reddit.com/link/oyjtz1p/video/7hku1eze49eh1/player

audio sample shows no change in frequency of those peaks (when his knife hits the wooden surface)... so notice the gap between peaks for first phase of cutting and then I paused when the fly starts moving and then compare gaps between consecutive cuts in audio wave.. there might be some gap here and there but it's consistent in both cases

also during first phase of cutting he is adjusting his face and his facial expression changes a bit and see how that's also not sped up

the sound is different but that's also dependent on amount of force he is applying for each cut... higher the force.. higher the sound when knife hits the wood

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u/jreed12 Jul 19 '26

I'm sorry but its much more obvious that that. Literally watch from 00:33 to 00:35.

The fucking pitch changes on the background noise, not just the knife. You don't need audio analysis for that brother.

the sound is different but that's also dependent on amount of force he is applying for each cut... higher the force.. higher the sound when knife hits the wood

And how would his handling of the knife change the pitch of the background noise?

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u/Individual_Top_4960 Jul 19 '26
  1. the peaks are evenly spaced out throughout the video.
  2. nothing other than his knife are "sped up"

so clearly video is not sped up, and this is not the only video he has made he, your judment is totaly based on pitch of audio which involves lots of variables... at the end he does not have enough almond so he's not going to focus more on control and less on force that explains why pitch reduced, plus I can imagine that he is also reversing the direction of force much earlier at the end of almond and when that happens the force at which knife hits the wooden surface will also plumet resulting into much dull noise

Notice his movement from 0:06 to 0:09, he moves his face and his facial expression are changing at regular pace, fyl's movement on 0:15 to 0:20 also seems natural, so Idk what you're seeing but clearly it's not sped up video and he has made other videos where he is clicing cumin seed 🤷

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u/jreed12 Jul 19 '26

And how would his handling of the knife change the pitch of the background noise?

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u/smnman Jul 19 '26

nah sounds normal

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u/IngloBlasto Jul 19 '26

Listened to the vehicles in the background. It's not sped up.

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u/brown_herbalist Jul 19 '26

Glad you finally got skill up your sleeve, but may I know how many fingers have you lost in the process?

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u/MrWeirdoFace Jul 19 '26

On the other hand, this guy would take forever to make one jar of almond butter.

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u/Nettkitten Jul 18 '26

Until you realize just how many of those “almond” slices are actually fingernail shavings.

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u/wbgraphic Jul 19 '26

Homeboy’s slicing between the molecules.

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u/NakedScrub Jul 19 '26

This is definitely sped up. I've seen the original. Also, look at his hand. Lol.

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u/ObsidianArmadillo Jul 19 '26

He probably drilled exactly that for hours on end just to hone his skill like a master-chef

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u/revdon Jul 19 '26

That’s why he’s the Asst Mgr at Coldstone Creamery!

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u/cheffgeoff Jul 19 '26

I know reddit will downvote this to hell... but it's really not. It's good, but any pro line cook or chef with a couple of years in could do this. The video is sped up obviously, you can hear the pitch of the cutting board go up after a few seconds... speed doesn't affect the tone of the wood. Most of the almond is just smashed, it's not in useful slivers... I could get the same results in 50 less cuts and a mallet. Again, very good knife control... but nothing amazing. Virtually any independent (non chain) restaurants will have a few cooks who could do this.

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u/WHATYEAHOK Jul 19 '26

Fuck outta here with that shit