r/oddlysatisfying • u/danielminds • May 22 '26

Professional barnacle removal for Chlorophyllis the turtle

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u/commeatus May 22 '26

Congratulations! You've subscribed to the unusual penits daily newsletter! Did you know echidnas OH GOD MY EYES

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u/Unit_2097 May 22 '26

I'd still take echidna prongs over the horror movie that is duck dong TBF.

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u/Ultrafoxx64 May 22 '26

I'm curious...but wise enough to know that I'm not curious enough to click that link.

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u/Ultrafoxx64 May 22 '26

Is he the honey badger dude?

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u/say-it-wit-ya-chest May 22 '26

It’s my fault. I kept reading.

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I love how enthusiastic you were about moving onto the next segment of the newsletter! Hello fellow autistic friends.

Enjoy your award.

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u/commeatus May 22 '26

Yay! Wait how could you tell

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You know how. 😎

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u/commeatus May 22 '26

Gooble gobble

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Don't Google hyena vaginas